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6 leggy jokes and hilarious leggy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leggy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good leggy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A boy and his dad are talking.

"Hey Dad."
"Yes son?"
"Did you ever get shot in the army?"
He looks at his son in silence. Tears start to form in the Dad's eyes, and he quietly replies;
"No, but I was shot in the leggy."

A little boy runs up to his father with a question.

"Daddy, daddy!" says the boy, excitedly. "Did you get shot in the army?"
The father looks away and grimaces. The pain is etched clearly on this face. He gets a faraway look in his eye, and a tear rolls down his face, as he says, "No, son..."
"...but I did get shot in the leggy."

There was a father and son..

The father is a war veteran. He also has a prosthetic leg. One day, his son asks..
"Dad, did you ever get shot in the army?"
The father responds, "No, I got shot in the leggy"

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. There is a small menu on the bar, so he picks it up and reads:

"Cheese sandwich: $2.50
h**...: $5"
A gorgeous woman is the bartender, and she comes over to get the guys order. He asks her "are you the one who gives the h**...?" The leggy blonde flips back her curly hair and silkily says with a wink and seductive smile "why yes, I am."
"Well wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich."

I asked my dad if he was ever shot in the army.

He replied: "No, but I've been shot in the leggy."

A veteran's son asks him "Dad, did you get shot in the army?"

The dad replies, "Nope! But I got shot in the leggy."

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