Legendary Jokes

38 legendary jokes and hilarious legendary puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about legendary that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This hilarious article dives deep into the world of legendary jokes including a variety of yo mama, deez nuts, and Chuck Norris jokes, as well as iconic bromine and musical jokes. Get ready for some legendary laughs!

Funniest Legendary Short Jokes

Short legendary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The legendary humour may include short famous jokes also.

  1. Archaeologists found a mummy adorned with ancient nut and wrapped in gold foil. They believe it may be the legendary Pharaoh Rocher.
  2. They've unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts The mummy was wrapped in gold foil, so they believe it is the legendary Pharaoh Rocher
  3. Man achieves legendary status in composing music while being DEAF. But who is he? ClickBeethoven
  4. I heard they exhumed the remains of a legendary French leader, and disassembled his skeleton into 206 separate pieces... Napoleon bone-apart
  5. We need to re-evaluate our use of the word 'Legendary.' We used to Say it of the person that pulled the sword from the stone. Now we say it about whoever can find the doritos.
  6. I bought a new phone, the first thing I did was push redial... The phone started having a nervous breakdown.
    (The legendary Steven Wright)
  7. Courtesy of The Legendary Ken M; The ideal superpower is invisibility... Because it allows you to keep an unseen lookout for perverts in the women's locker room.
  8. Legendary Skins in a Nutshell Blizzard: Wanna hear a joke?
    Me: Sure.
    Blizzard: Legendary Skins.
    Me: I don't get it.
    Blizzard: Exactly
  9. Lawyers must be pretty big fans of the legendary Irish rock band U2. Almost all of them go on about all the pro-Bono things that they do.
  10. You hear about the legendary musical duo that started a grain transportation company? Haulin' Oats

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Legendary One Liners

Which legendary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with legendary? I can suggest the ones about mythical and epic.

  1. My grandfather was a legendary Russian roulette player He only ever lost once
  2. Why did King Arthur leave no heir? He was legendary for pulling out.
  3. Why did King Arthur's wife never get pregnant? His pull out game was legendary!
  4. You hear about the legendary guitarist that had no vehicle ? Carless Santana
  5. What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff? Legendary
  6. Legendary actor Morgan Freeman dead -on when it comes to narrating historical dramas.
  7. Nathan Fillion just reached legendary status in my book - Album on Imgur
  8. What do you call a legendary sea monster with no friends? Loneliness
  9. Did you hear about the famous cow? He's legendary. Rofl
  10. Rest In Peace to the legendary George Michaels... He's never gonna dance again. :(
  11. A lot of people say Borderlands is good. I think it's LEGENDARY.
  12. How do you make a sandwich legendary? Make it on dark rye
  13. The milk is so good its Legendary
  14. Troll level legendary Trolololololololo
  15. Which legendary soul singer had trouble peeing? u**... Franklin

Legendary joke, Which legendary soul singer had trouble peeing?

Heartwarming Legendary Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about legendary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean legend says jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make legendary pranks.

Hollywood marriages

TV interviewer: You were married four times: to a banker, to an actor, to a minister, and to an undertaker. Can you tell me why?
Legendary actress: Well, it was One for the money, Two for the show, Three to get ready, and Four to go!

(I'll see myself out, no need to push...)

I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...

I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it. Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle. When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed. Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.
I just never saw what the big dill was.

A new discovery is made pertaining to the ethnicity of Ancient Egyptian Kings

Archaeologists have discovered that the kings of Ancient Egypt were in fact black. Upon unwrapping the gold sarcophagus they found the body of a dark chocolate skinned man. The legendary Pharaoh Rocher.

What is the legendary chemical?

h**...-OH (Hydrogen Peroxide)

Legendary comedian Steven Wright really became famous when he helped a woman give birth in a portable toilet.

He was known for his Bedpan delivery.

Instant e-mail.

Was legendary when it was invented, but today, it's nothing to write home about.

Bach was a legendary composer with 20 kids.........

I guess that qualifies him as being a freak in the sheets and on the sheets.....

Legendary joke, Bach was a legendary composer with 20 kids.........