The Best 25 Legendary Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Legendary jokes. There are some legendary fabulous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these legendary steamer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Legendary Jokes and Puns

My grandfather was a legendary Russian roulette player

He only ever lost once

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

Hollywood marriages

TV interviewer: You were married four times: to a banker, to an actor, to a minister, and to an undertaker. Can you tell me why?

Legendary actress: Well, it was One for the money, Two for the show, Three to get ready, and Four to go!

(I'll see myself out, no need to push...)

Legendary joke, Hollywood marriages

Why did King Arthur's wife never get pregnant?

His pull out game was legendary!

You hear about the legendary guitarist that had no vehicle ?

Carless Santana

Man achieves legendary status in composing music while being DEAF. But who is he?


I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...

I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it. Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle. When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed. Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.

I just never saw what the big dill was.

Legendary joke, I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...

Which legendary soul singer had trouble peeing?

Urethra Franklin

A new discovery is made pertaining to the ethnicity of Ancient Egyptian Kings

Archaeologists have discovered that the kings of Ancient Egypt were in fact black. Upon unwrapping the gold sarcophagus they found the body of a dark chocolate skinned man. The legendary Pharaoh Rocher.

I bought a new phone, the first thing I did was push redial...

The phone started having a nervous breakdown.

(The legendary Steven Wright)

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?


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Courtesy of The Legendary Ken M; The ideal superpower is invisibility...

Because it allows you to keep an unseen lookout for perverts in the women's locker room.

Legendary Skins in a Nutshell

Blizzard: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: Sure.

Blizzard: Legendary Skins.

Me: I don't get it.

Blizzard: Exactly

What is the legendary chemical?

HO-OH (Hydrogen Peroxide)

Lawyers must be pretty big fans of the legendary Irish rock band U2.

Almost all of them go on about all the pro-Bono things that they do.

You hear about the legendary musical duo that started a grain transportation company?

Haulin' Oats

Legendary joke, You hear about the legendary musical duo that started a grain transportation company?

Legendary comedian Steven Wright really became famous when he helped a woman give birth in a portable toilet.

He was known for his Bedpan delivery.

Instant e-mail.

Was legendary when it was invented, but today, it's nothing to write home about.

Bach was a legendary composer with 20 kids.........

I guess that qualifies him as being a freak in the sheets and on the sheets.....

Legendary actor Morgan Freeman dead

-on when it comes to narrating historical dramas.

I have been to every brothel in Red Dead Redemption 2,

And I still can't find the legendary beaver.

What is the difference between legendary PokΓ©mon Regigigas and I?

Regigigas can eventually get itself going.

Legendary football player Wayne Rooney helped DC United clinch a spot in the MLS playoffs yesterday

This news fell on deaf ears in the capitol, as Donald Trump had tweeted earlier in the day.

So a few friends end I walk into a restaurant.

I order a steak. When the waiter asks if I would like it well done, medium rare, or rare; I reply
"I like my steaks legendary"

Nathan Fillion just reached legendary status in my book - Album on Imgur

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the legendary environmentally jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working legendary fame piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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