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  1. What did the gamer say when his girlfriend asked what World of Warcraft and League of Legends were? "Wow, lol"
  2. I get a lot of compliments about my feet... Some say they're legends!...
    Leg. Ends.
    I'll see myself out!
  3. Mattel made Uno™ a "sequel" called Dos™ Legend says they started on the next one, but they disappeared without a Tres™...
  4. My friends kept saying they saw Muhammad walking around town. They never found him. I guess he was just a turban legend.
  5. Playing Legend of Zelda has really improved my work ethic My boss says that I'm "Hylian Efficient."
  6. British joke According to legend if at midnight you look in a mirror and say the words "workers rights" 3 times Liz Truss appears and takes them away
  7. Legend say, Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice... Donald Trump tried to count to 10 and got stuck in a paper bag.
  8. How do you consider your dad? asked a teacher My dad is a legend for me! says a kid.
    Why, Billy? asked the teacher.
    Because I've never met him
  9. I had an argument with a couple of "legends" today. It's safe to say they stood up for themselves.
  10. A League of Legends players says to a Chinese man I have eaten more salt than you have eaten rice.

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Legend Says One Liners

Which legend says one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with legend says? I can suggest the ones about legend and legend zelda.

  1. Did you hear about the Holy Cow? Some say he was legend-dairy.
  2. A Legend is afoot Sorry, let me say that again: A Leg-end is a foot
  3. Legend says you can't drown playing LOL.. ..Because people are too salty there
  4. Legend says when otter dies Her soul will go to the otter side
  5. What did one league of legends player say to the other one? May the salt be with you

Legend Says Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about legend says you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean league legends jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make legend says pranks.

The Inca people were one of the few who ever mastered hunting with owls, much like traditional falconry.

Legend says they learned calls to communicate with the intelligent birds, even to the point of planning attack strategies ahead of time.
And that's where we get the term Inca-hoots.

[ True Story / Legend ] A group of guys walk by Arnold working out on Venice beach..

One of the guys says "Look at this guy, I would never want to be that big".
To which Arnold replys, "Goode because you neva vill", as he finishes a pump.

A Jumper

On January 9 a group of Pekin IL , bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped.
The Harley leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit s**...," she says.

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you are wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing s**...?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl".
The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!

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So I was at a festival with a load of stalls. I was busy deciding what to spend my only £1 on when I spotted something which really caught my eye 'Get punched by Chuck Norris for just 95p'. I'd struck gold! So, I headed over to this stall expecting a large queue. However, the only person there was Chuck himself. Astounded, I asked "Why is no one else in line to get punched by a living legend?" to which he replied "I don't know, but I guess you could say that there's no punch line."
Get absolutely rickrolled.

The legend say:

When a woman is giving birth almost can feel the pain of a man with the flu.

An Irishman goes to an American bar..

He sits down and orders three beers. The bartender thought that was odd but serves him the beers which he promptly slams down and leaves.
He returns the next week and orders three beers again. Some of the barflies started to notice this behavior. This continued on for a few weeks until the bartender finally asked, "Hey, what's the deal with the three beers at once."
The Irishman replies, "Well y'see lads, back in Dublin, me n me two bruthers used to go out and slam a beer in t'pub once a week. I order three beers for all of us, to feel a bit closer to them."
He becomes a bar legend, everyone knows the Irishman and his honorary two brothers. Then one day he comes in like normal and sits down and says, "Bartender, give me two beers."
The patrons and bartender were shocked until someone asked, "My word, did something awful happen to one of your brothers?!"
And the Irishman responds, "Nah, nuthin like that, I just quit drinkin'!"

A heroic biker . . .

Last week, a group of Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
The would-be jumper responded, "I'm going to commit s**...."
While George didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a legend-in-the-making opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.
After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing s**...?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

Magical Mirror

There is legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York there's a magical mirror. If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you one wish... but if you lie - p**...! - it swallows you up for eternity.
A brunette, redhead, and a blonde walk into that very bar - with a mission. They head straight for the magic mirror. The redhead goes first and says "I think I'm the most beautiful woman on Earth" p**...! - the mirror swallows her up and she's gone for eternity.
The brunette goes up to the mirror and says "I think I'm the sexiest woman on Earth" p**... - now she's gone too.
Lastly, the blonde goes up to the mirror says " I think........" - p**...!

There's a legend about a bar in NYC

This bar has a magic mirror. Whenever someone tells the mirror a true fact about them self, they are granted a wish. Whenever someone tells a lie to the mirror, they are s**... into it to never be seen again. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into the bar.
The brunette walks up to the mirror and says "I think I am the smartest girl in this bar" and is s**... in.
The redhead says "I think I am the prettiest girl in this bar" and is s**... in.
The blonde says "I think..." and gets s**... in.