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  1. I used to like Mitch Hedberg jokes... I still do, but I used to, too.
    18 years ago, today, we lost one of the greats.
    R.I.P. to a legend.
  2. What did the gamer say when his girlfriend asked what World of Warcraft and League of Legends were? "Wow, lol"
  3. Here is the best one liner from the legend, Mitch Hedberg My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
  4. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was originally intended to be for Wii U But mid-way through development they made the switch.
  5. Why do the french hate League of Legends? They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
  6. Knock Knock Who's there?

    Lettuce.

    Lettuce who?

    Lettuce pause this joke for a word from our sponsor, Raid shadow Legends
  7. I see that software legend Photoshop is turning 25 this week. Actually, it's turning 38. It just looks 25.
  8. The most toxic substances known to mankind. 1. Arsenic
    2. Cyanide
    3. Polonium
    4. Mercury
    5. The League of Legends community
  9. I get a lot of compliments about my feet... Some say they're legends!...
    Leg. Ends.
    I'll see myself out!
  10. What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar? An ice Kareem clone

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Legend Has It One Liners

Which legend has it one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with legend has it? I can suggest the ones about rumour has it and legendary.

  1. Why are Americans bad at League of Legends ? They can't defend the tower
  2. Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? because they can't protect their towers
  3. You play World of Warcraft AND Leage of Legends? Wow, lol.
  4. Why is America bad at League of Legends? Because we can't defend towers
  5. What did they call the man who knew how to read maps? A legend
  6. Did you hear about the Holy Cow? Some say he was legend-dairy.
  7. What do you call the work of a famous cow? Legend Dairy
  8. The legend once said that... Death had a near-Chuck Norris experience
  9. What do you call an Epic Cow? Legend Dairy
  10. Why is Legend of Zelda better than Star Wars? It has triple the force.
  11. How does Link from Legend of Zelda always die? Heart complications.
  12. why are your feet famous? because they're legends.
  13. My school did a performance called League of Legends. It was a play on wards.
  14. My cows milk won a gold medal at 15 shows in a row... It was legend dairy.
  15. Who called it Foot and not... A Legend.

Legend Has It Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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Legends don't die... I am a living example!

A teacher asked in class: How is your dad?

A kid sits up and tries to answer: My dad is a legend for me!
- Why, Billy? asked the teacher.
- Because he doesn't exist!

A Jumper

On January 9 a group of Pekin IL , bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped.
The Harley leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit s**...," she says.

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you are wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing s**...?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl".
The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!

My friends kept saying they saw Muhammad walking around town. They never found him.

I guess he was just a turban legend.

The Legend of Zelda Joke

Do you know why Ganon can't use the internet?
There's too many Links.

George Washington and the Silver Dollar

According to legend, George Washington once threw a silver dollar across the Patomac River. You can't do this today because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.

What do you call a small hairy man of folk legend who's selfish during an o**...?

A k**...-hoggin' hobgoblin!

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium.
(Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

People always asked me why I made puns.

I told them that we live in a world where a comedian either climbs to be a legend or lives long enough to start using puns... and I chose the ladder.

Why can't League of Legends players donate blood?

They have too much salt.

I was trying to think of a Legend of Zelda pun...

But I don't want to tri and force it

My girlfriend is so busted

she claims to be an atheist but yesterday I got home from work early and she was screaming "OH GOD! YES! YOU'RE SO GOOD!". So I sat smugly on the couch until she came out with my friend Steve. Then I was like "busted! you're not an atheist at all. I don't know what you did Steve but you are a legend"

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

What is the saltiest region in League of Legends???

Na

What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

Head Ganon

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Legend say, Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice...

Donald Trump tried to count to 10 and got stuck in a paper bag.

Wife told me she wants to have s**... in the back of the car...

She asked me if I could drive :-(

Eyesight

My new optician is a legend. This new set of glasses he gave me allows me to see a few years into the future.
Finally, I have 2020 vision.

Scientists have discovered a new creature.

The creature resembles a centaur from the legends and it seems to be always receiving a lot of attention from other animals and plants.
Tldr: it's a Centaur of attention.

I have this friend, he's a real legend.

he's always telling me what the different symbols mean on maps.

I learned never to play League of Legends with an Englishman

Because Heathrow

I'm like a legend:

Nobody believes in me.

Feet are amazing...

...you might call them legends.

I wish there was a "Where's Waldo" for "The Legend of Zelda"

It should be titled "The Missing Link"

Why is a foot so awesome?

Because it's a legend

An honest politician, a hard-working civil servant and Santa Claus find a 100 dollar bill.

Who gets to keep it? 
Santa does, the other two are creatures of myth and legend.

Did you hear that Nightblue3 and Eminem played League of Legends together yesterday?

Eminem got one shot

I hate how if a guy sleeps with a ton of girls hes a legend

But when a girl does it, its my wife.

Mattel made Uno™ a "sequel" called Dos™

Legend says they started on the next one, but they disappeared without a Tres™...

My granddad was something of a legend: he actually went down in history

and on one occasion, fingered a girl in geography.

[ True Story / Legend ] A group of guys walk by Arnold working out on Venice beach..

One of the guys says "Look at this guy, I would never want to be that big".
To which Arnold replys, "Goode because you neva vill", as he finishes a pump.

In the Garden of Gethsemane, Jesus Christ saw every sin imaginable...

Meaning he saw some dude blasting rope to Waluigi h**... and still decided to save humanity. What a absolute legend.

The Inca people were one of the few who ever mastered hunting with owls, much like traditional falconry.

Legend says they learned calls to communicate with the intelligent birds, even to the point of planning attack strategies ahead of time.
And that's where we get the term Inca-hoots.

What do you call people who design icons in League of Legends?

Lolicons.

What do you do when you want to find a mythical location on a map?

Well legend has it...

My wife was leaving me because I made too many Legend of Zelda references

My wife was leaving me because I made too many Legend of Zelda references. She packed up her suitcase, and she walked out. As soon as she walked out of the door, I noticed that she had left her suitcase here. We live in a bad neighborhood, so she packed some pepper spray in it just in case. I quickly picked it up, ran out the door, and saw her. I handed it to her and said:
It's dangerous to go alone. Here, take this.

I heard a rumor that the next Legend of Zelda game is to be set in a Hyrule version of Spain. No one believes me

They don't expect a Spanish Link decision

There are people out there who don't know what World of Warcraft and League of Legends are

WoW, LoL

Legend tells of an incredible hero...

Legend tells of an incredible hero: Carto-Man. Half of his body is a regular human, but the other half is made up of a key from a map.
The man, the myth, the legend

Did you hear the story about the old milk?

It was legend dairy

What does Jesus use to protect his computer?

Lord vpn
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A Legend is afoot

Sorry, let me say that again: A Leg-end is a foot

I met a sorceress in the desert once

She told me I could have all the churned dairy products and preserved fruit I could ever want, but first I had to marry her and sign a legally binding agreement that she would get it all back if we ever got divorced
Until that day I'd never believed the legends of the prenup butter and jelly sand witch

You know what happens when you post a Legend of Zelda song on YouTube...

A copyright strike is imminintendo.

Did you guys hear about the Sikh man who roamed the London streets at night, looking for children to eat?

Don't worry - it's just a turban legend.

My favorite Will Smith movie is the one where he is part of a map

I Am Legend

Al Gore is in the wrong line of work

Some people's names match their careers surprisingly well. Imagine a psychic named Krystal Ball or a stylist named Barbera Cutter.
But Al Gore is a failure in this regard. He had the perfect opportunity to start a math rock band in the 80s or 90s and just chose to not. It should have been fate.
I personally will never let it go that I'll never hear an album from the math rock legends the Al Gore Rhythms.

Why did the farmer cross the road?

To get his chicken back.
(Credit goes to my little sister. Did this one when she was eight. She's a legend.)

Just seen a French footballing legend playing a computer game

It was Thierry on Wii

My buddy just landed a job as a map explainer...

That dude's a legend

I used to have a job explaining all those pictures and symbol they use on maps...

...man, I was a legend over there.

How many YouTubers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Calm down, I'll tell you. But first, a word from our sponsor, Raid: Shadow Legends!

British joke

According to legend if at midnight you look in a mirror and say the words "workers rights" 3 times Liz Truss appears and takes them away

Playing Legend of Zelda has really improved my work ethic

My boss says that I'm "Hylian Efficient."