Legalized Jokes

Funniest Legalized Short Jokes

Short legalized jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The legalized humour may include short legalizing gay jokes also.

1. The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn't share the flatbread recipe Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.
2. President Biden has announced water is now only legal in three states. Solid, liquid and gas.
3. How to win the war on drugs 1) legalize all drugs.
   2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service.
4. Just had the following conversation in court Judge: State your name.
   Me: Not Guilty
   Judge: What?
   Me: I had it legally changed.
   Judge: You're Not Guilty?
   Me: Thanks, I'm outta here
5. Hopefully, Biden will never be the leader of my country Because if he is, something's gone wrong with the Canadian legal system
6. Biden has won so many times in Michigan now he's legally required to change his name to Ohio State.
7. It really is weird it took so long for America to legalize gay marriage Considering they have four fathers
8. What do you get with legalized prostitution and a highly competitive marketplace? The best bang for your buck.
9. According to Scientists atom's are as old the universe So therefore your honour she was legal
10. What's the difference between a fetus in the US and a politician in the US? The fetus is legally required to become a human being.

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Legalized One Liners

Which legalized one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with legalized? I can suggest the ones about legally allowed and legally.

1. The Nintendo 64 turned 18 today Now you can legally blow the cartridges.
2. I've heard that U2 has never paid legal any legal fees Their lawyers all work pro-Bono.
3. How do you get a Russian to the legal alcohol limit? Sober him up for a week or two.
4. Where did the two bananas settle their legal dispute? The court of A-peels
5. What device can make prostitution legal? A camera.
6. I'm pitching a show about magical arts in the legal system Subpoena the Teenage Witch
7. How does a pregnant woman in Texas get a legal abortion? Trespass.
8. What do you call 18 year old wheat? Barley legal.
9. What do you call a Mexican with white privilege? Legal
10. Why didn't the lawyer steal his coffee? He wanted legal grounds.
11. I always wanted to be a teacher... That way I could legally give students the D
12. On which day of the week is it legal to marry the 8-bit Nintend console? Wednesday.
13. What is the legal loop hole in breaking and entering laws? The Santa Clause
14. How do birds legally show where they live? Proof of perches
15. Where do pints go to settle their legal troubles? The Supreme Quart

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