The Best 24 Legalize Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Legalize jokes. There are some legalize recreational jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these legalize legalization puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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How to win the war on drugs

1) legalize all drugs.
2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service.

If there was a bipartisan push in Congress to legalize medical marijuana for arthritis treatment...

there would be joint support for joint support for joint support.

So I've got some buddies...

They just so happen to be a high-ranking officials in Denver,Colorado. They're currently trying to get Republicans and Democrats to both agree to legalize medical marijuana to ease arthritis symptoms. I guess you could say I have friends in high places in high places in high places for joint support for joint support for joint support.

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There is now a bipartisan push to legalize medical marijuana to relieve arthiritis.

In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.

It really is weird it took so long for America to legalize gay marriage

Considering they have four fathers


Why Did it Take so Long to Legalize Gay Marriage?

Because their priorities weren't straight.

What do you get with legalized prostitution and a highly competitive marketplace?

The best bang for your buck.

Legalize joke, What do you get with legalized prostitution and a highly competitive marketplace?

Apparently there is a bipartisan push in the US senate to legalize marijuana for arthritis treatment....

So in other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support.

All states should legalize marijuana and redirect the resulting tax revenues to road repair

We'll call the program "Operation Pot Holes."

If you had to choose one superpower to have forever

please legalize weed if it's Russia. Thanks in advance.

What do you get when all 50 states legalize marijuana?

Baked Alaska.

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How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

NJ Gov Elect Phil Murphy says he's going to legalize marijuana in his first 100 days. What's going to be higher than NJ residents?

Their taxes.

If we legalized marijuana in Minnesota...

... we could afford to fill in our potholes.

If legalized marijuana boosts a towns economy, it can then also be known to have...

municipal purposes.

Why was Colorado one of the first states to legalize recreational Marijuana?

They had the high ground.

Legalize joke, Why was Colorado one of the first states to legalize recreational Marijuana?

Did you hear that Russia is going to legalize voting while drunk?

The government is saying: "What difference will it make if they are drunk or not?".

Did you know there is a referendum in India to legalize gang rape?

Forecasts predict that 9/10 will vote 'yes'.

I can't believe Canada is about to legalize weed.

It's Trudeau.


why was the underaged girl named marijuana?

because i want the government to legalize it

Since they've legalized gay marriage, Ireland has a new hit sitcom...

Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.

They should legalize medical marijuana everywhere.

After all, laughter is the best medicine!

Portia To Legalize Gay Marriage In Jamaica

If you want to eliminate the drug problem legalize the drugs....

....let Comcast Customer Service be responsible for selling them.

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