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Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the g**..., make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights....

Like he's a Muslim or something.

By legalizing Cannabis and same-s**... marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:

**"A man who lays with another man should be s**...."** [Leviticus 20:13 esv]
Edit1: a typo
Edit2: thanks for the gold humorous stranger!

The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn't share the flatbread recipe

Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.

Studies show that atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians.

Because owning Christians isn't legal, obviously.

President Biden has called for full legalization of m**...

Now it is up to Congress to hold a joint session.

President Biden has announced water is now only legal in three states.

Solid, liquid and gas.

The Nintendo 64 turned 18 today

Now you can legally blow the cartridges.

How to win the war on drugs

1) legalize all drugs.
2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service.

I don't see why racists are upset with Harriet Tubman being on the $20 bill...

They can finally legally own a black person again.

The Nintendo 64 turns 18 this week...

Which means you can now legally blow the cartridges.

Legalization joke, The Nintendo 64 turns 18 this week...

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Legalization joke, The Nintendo 64 turns 18 this week...

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