The Best 5 Legalised Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Legalised jokes. There are some legalised legislation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these legalised stoners puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Legalised Jokes and Puns

My son came home from school absolutely ecstatic about gay marriage being legalised today.

"Why are you so happy?" I asked him, "Have you even got a boyfriend?"

He scowled at me and just said "It's the principle Dad"

"Really?" I replied "Well, at least it's not the priest again".

Two watermelons fall in love and want to get married.

Alas, weddings of that variety haven't been legalised yet meaning they cantaloupe

Ireland has legalised abortion

It will be available to anyone who wants one, however there's a 10 month waiting list

Colorado keeps advertising their legalised weed through the media...

I'm fed up of seeing all that propaganja.

Oregon have legalised marijuana and are creating a new strand

It's called Oregon-o... ^^^I'm^^^Sorry.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the legalised euthanasia jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working legalised spliff piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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