Legal Tender Jokes

17 legal tender jokes and hilarious legal tender puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about legal tender that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Short legal tender jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The legal tender humour may include short tender jokes also.

  1. Did you know that chicken strips are a new form of currency in some areas? They're considered legal tender
  2. I once tried to pay for something with an 18-year-old piece of chicken. When the cashier said, "sir, we can't accept this",
    I said, "why? It's legal tender."
  3. What does the yen and a thirteen year old have in common? In Japan, they're both legal tender.
  4. Nintendo recently acquired a printing press Word is, they're using it to create legal Nin-tender
  5. I needed a place to put my FDA inspected chicken s**.... I bought a wallet to put it in.
    Now my legal tender is safe.

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Which legal tender one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with legal tender? I can suggest the ones about hard money and money tight.

  1. What do you call a gentle loving lawyer? Legal Tender
  2. What is chicken used as currency called? Legal tender
  3. Paying for things with hugs Because it's legal tender.
  4. How did the steak chef at the courthouse like his paycheck? In legal tender
  5. I put my USDA inspected chicken s**... in my wallet. Now my legal tender is safe.
  6. Why is it i**... to burn money to a crisp? Cuz then it wouldn't be legal...*tender*

What funny jokes about legal tender you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lending money jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make legal tender pranks.

There's a new company that's planning to feed cows a diet of cannabis mixed in with their food.

They claim that the relaxed cattle produce more milk, and tender meat. The issue is that the legal costs of this are through the roof, and even the best estimates are that they won't turn a profit until 2034. The steaks have never been higher.