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Legacy Jokes

24 legacy jokes and hilarious legacy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about legacy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Legacy Short Jokes

Short legacy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The legacy humour may include short legend jokes also.

  1. Reviews for Hogwarts Legacy are coming in. Most reviewers are giving it a 9 3/4 depending on the platform.
  2. In 2016, celebrities died and their legacies touched people. In 2017, celebrities touched people and their legacies died.
  3. You hear about the chef who died He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. How sad that he ran out of thyme. His wife is really upset cheese still not over it.
  4. What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm? One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.
  5. My dad died last year. among the things he left us in his Legacy : were some jump leads,
    a tartan blanket
    and the original subaru owners manual.
  6. The japanese company Subaru is releasing an electric remodel of the Subaru Legacy it's called Legacy 2 electric subaru
  7. Soon, usernames will be passed in families as a legacy "Son, there's something i want you to have.., it's my username"
    "Oh jees, thanks dad ! "
    "You're welcome son, euh i mean SirSpankALot"
  8. Barack Obama walks into a Subaru dealership... The salesman asked him, "What are you looking for?"
    Obama says, "I'm looking for a replacement because my legacy got wrecked."
  9. What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday? A legacy scholarship for his second choice school
  10. What was the first thought of the person who created jam/jelly? I need to preserve my legacy

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Legacy One Liners

Which legacy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with legacy? I can suggest the ones about lifetime and lasting.

  1. White Nationalist should honor the true legacy Robert E. Lee And surrender.
  2. Obama walks into a Toyota dealership And tries to by a Legacy...
  3. My girlfriend calls me 9/11 Because I have forever tarnished the legacy of her Bush.
  4. Sandusky, Paterno Legacy: Punishing the Innocent Some More
  5. There once was a woman who swallowed a horse: the legacy of Catherine the Great.
  6. What do you call a Mexican s**... at Harvard? A legacy student.
  7. Did you hear about the woman who gave her kids a bikini wax? Her legacy was t**....

Legacy joke, Did you hear about the woman who gave her kids a bikini wax?

Cheeky Legacy Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about legacy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean generation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make legacy pranks.

HOW i got rich

One rich man is asked how he got rich. He answers: I bought one unwashed apple in the market for a dollar, washed it and sold it for 2, then bought 2 unwashed apples, washed it and sold it for 4. -And so gradually you got rich? - No, after 2 years, my grandmother died and left me a legacy of 4 billion dollars, and I stopped doing nonsense

I used to know an Italian chef.

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.
I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset too. Cheese crying. He died fusilli reasons. I never sausage a tragic situation.
it was a farfalle from grace.

Did you hear about the italian chef that died?

He pasta away
We cannoli do so much,
His legacy will become a pizza history.
Here today gone tomato.
How sad he ran out of thyme,
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset, Cheese still not over it.
You never saussage a tragic thing.
Because
some people just want to watch the world burn!

The Dad joke pay-off [not actually a joke, sorry]

Dad, a little after lunchtime: "Are you hungry?"
Son: "No."
D. "Really? You've hardly had anything to eat all day."
S. "Okay, really I am, but I don't want to say it because then you'll do that joke again."
Son hates joke so much he would rather go hungry than risk hearing it one more time. Now my legacy is in place, I may die a happy man.

Did y'all hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way, but his legacy will become a pizza history. I'm sending olive my thought and prayers to his family. How sad that he ran out of thyme, here today gone tomato, we cannoli do so much. I never sausage a tragedy.

Guy 1: Hey! Did you hear about the chef that died?

Friend: What? No!
Guy 1: Yeah! He pasta way
Friend: you're not funny.
Guy 1: His legacy will become a pizza history!
Friend: Shut up!
Guy 1: He ran out of thyme!
Fiend: why am I friends with you?

Legacy joke, What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?