Leg Press Jokes

5 leg press jokes and hilarious leg press puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leg press that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Leg Press Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good leg press joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A young man goes to a formal ball in Boston.

He parks his car, goes up to the venue, and he has a great time. He meets a young woman there, and the two of them hit it off.
I came here on the bus, she says, Would you mind giving me a ride home?
So obviously he says yes, and the two of them leave the venue together. When they get to his car, the man goes up and presses his leg against the car door, and the car immediately opens up!
The girl asks, Wow, how did you do that?
What do you mean? the man says, These are my khakis.

A man went to his doctor...

Man: When i press here it hurts, when i press a little bit higher up it hurts and if i press on my leg it also hurts.
Doctor: Looks like you broke your index finger.

The sheriff at the press conference said we have a torso with no arms, legs, or head.

Frankly, we're stumped.

Patient asking...

Patient asking: "Doctor, it hurts when I press my leg. It hurts, when I press my arm. It hurts, when I press my head. What's that?"Doctor: "You have a broken finger!"

A man visits a p**.... He presses the door bell...

...*DING d**...*!
The p**... opens the door. She looks at the man. She says:
"What do you want with me? You've got no arms or legs?"
The man replies:
"I managed to reach the door bell, didn't I?"

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