Leg Cast Jokes
25 leg cast jokes and hilarious leg cast puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leg cast that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Leg Cast Short Jokes
Short leg cast jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The leg cast humour may include short casting spell jokes also.
- Why do people say "break a leg" before an audition? It's so that they'll end up in a cast.
- A former doctor broke his leg while auditioning for a play. Fortunately, he could still make the cast.
- It's a bit unsympathetic to tell actors to "break a leg"? I mean... they're already in a cast.
- Does anybody know the name of that Godzilla Movie? It's the one where another monster actually breaks one of Godzilla's legs.
I can't remember the name of the movie, but it has a huge cast. - What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast
- A TV weatherman broke both his legs and arms in an accident... ...he had to call in from the hospital to explain his four casts.
- What should my major be in college, if I want to someday make casts for ladies with broken legs? Broadcasting?
- What did the guy who broke his leg say after he got the cast taken off? I stand corrected.
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Leg Cast One Liners
Which leg cast one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with leg cast? I can suggest the ones about cast and arm cast.
- Why do actors tell each other to "break a leg"? Because every play needs a cast.
- A fellow actor told me to break a leg… I told him to call my casting agent
- Why do arm fractures look down on leg fractures? Because they're a lower caste
- Why did the Indian girl suffer so much when she broke her leg? She was in the wrong cast.
- What did the weather man get get he broke all his arms and legs? Four casts
- I expected a medal for my bravery when I had a full-leg cast on. Instead, I got atrophy.
- Breaking a leg during an audition ensures that you end up in the cast.
Unearthly Funniest Leg Cast Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about leg cast you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean leg amputee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leg cast pranks.
A couple of hippies are sitting on a park bench...
...when a pair of nuns walks by, one of them on crutches and with most of her leg in a cast. The more outgoing of the two hippies asks, "Oh man! What happened? Are you okay?"
The hobbling nun responds, "Yes, my son. I slipped and fell in the bathtub and broke my tibia. The doctor says I'll have the cast off in two more weeks."
"Far out, man. Well, good luck and, uh, God bless?"
She replies, "Thank you, my child," and they continue on their way.
When they're out of earshot, the first hippie asks the other, "What's a bathtub?"
"How would I know, man? I'm not Catholic."
A priest, a Baptist and a rabbi walk into a bar
A priest, a baptist and a rabbi walk into a bar and start getting sloshed.
They decide that they need to test their faith to see which one is the best. They decide the ultimate challenge is to see if they can convert a bear.
So the next day they all go out into the wood to try and meet up again at the bar that night.
The priest comes in with a broken arm and scratches all over his body and smilingly says: "I had to run around the bear and read him the entire Bible but he saw the light and he was converted."
The baptist is on crutches with two broken legs and a broken arm and his head all bandaged. He says: "I had to wrestle that bear to the ground and baptize him in the stream but he saw the light and he was converted, hallelujah!"
Then the Rabbi gets wheeled in in a full body cast. He says: "Ya know, in retrospect, I probably shouldn't have started with circumcision."
A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company.
There's plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright, but after a few months he gets lonely.
The pig starts to look more and more attractive, soft, pink flesh, round buttocks.
But every time this poor guy makes an advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit his leg.
Very frustrating.
One day the guy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it turns out to be a dinghy, cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a beautiful woman, unconscious.
He drags her to shore and brings her into his hut and slowly nurses her back health.
Finally she is well enough to walk and she says to him "Thank you, thank you for saving my life. I don't know how I can ever repay you. I'll do anything for you, anything, just name it."
The guy thinks for a minute and says, "Would you mind taking my dog for a walk?"