Leg Calf Jokes

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Leg Calf Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good leg calf joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A guy goes to the doctor with a sore leg....

The doctor runs the normal tests and takes some x-rays. Unable to find the problem he finally decides to listen to the leg with his stethoscope, at the knee he hears "hey give me $5" at the calf he hears "hey give me $10" at the ankle he hears "hey give me$15". He takes off the stethoscope, looks up the patient and says " I have some bad news, your leg is broke in three places"

My leg keeps making a mooing sound.

I think I have a calf injury.

Chris used to drink only regular coffee, then he got in a car accident and lost both his legs below his knees...

Now he goes with de-calf.

Just had a strange phone survey

They asked:
* How's the knee feeling?
* Do you prefer shorts or long pants?
* Do you ever get cramps in your calf area?
I interrupted and said, Hey, this is weird. Why are you asking such strange questions?
The surveyor laughed and said, I'm just polling your leg.

Two types of cows

Now, everyone knows that a cow without legs is called ground beef, but what do you call a cow with only one leg?
A calf.

Wanna hear a joke about legs?

It's a real knee s**....
And that pun was only calf of the joke.

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