Leg Amputee Jokes

45 leg amputee jokes and hilarious leg amputee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leg amputee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Leg Amputee Short Jokes

Short leg amputee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The leg amputee humour may include short leg amputated jokes also.

  1. My kid is an amputee. For xmas I got her a new prosthetic leg. It's just a stocking filler
  2. As an amputee, I asked the doctor how much prosthetic limbs would cost. He said an arm and a leg.
  3. My dog is an amputee and his fake leg fell off while we were showing it to our friends. It was quite the faux paw.
  4. Why are double amputees always wrong? Because they don't have a leg to stand on.
    Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.
  5. I always wanted to be an amputee but it's way to expensive. I hear it cost an arm or a leg
  6. How did an amputee cat regrow a leg after falling of a building? Well, we all know that a cat always lands on all fours.
  7. As a recent amputee I would like to ask, who knew that car accidents really DID cost an arm and a leg?
  8. Did you hear about the amputee debate team? They almost won the championship, but it turns out their argument didn't have a leg to stand on.
  9. An amputee missing an arm and a leg walks up to a stranger and shouts "I lost my left arm and left leg!!!"
    The stranger says, "My god what a tragedy!"
    The amputee says; "I'm all right."
  10. Double amputees must be real bad at arguments. After all, they don't have one leg to stand on

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Leg Amputee One Liners

Which leg amputee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with leg amputee? I can suggest the ones about arm amputee and legs amputated.

  1. Saw an amputee in the gym today.. Couldn't help but wonder if he skips on leg day.
  2. Double leg amputees are the worst... ...I can't stand them
  3. Don't believe anything double amputees say. They don't have a leg to stand on.
  4. Why are amputees so good at road trips? They're always on the last leg.
  5. What is a double amputee's favorite video game? League of Leg ends.
  6. What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for? Amputee
  7. What did the amputee chemist say as he attached his new leg? Neon.
  8. I feel really bad for amputees. Honestly, I wouldn't be able to stand having no legs.
  9. What do you call a man with no legs and a really big nose? An amputee.
  10. What do you call a single leg amputee archer? Legolas
  11. A kid with no legs challenged me to a duel. I declined. You can't defeat an amputee.
  12. Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life? He had no leg to stand on.
  13. What's the best cosplay for a leg amputee? Legolas
  14. Leg amputees say the craziest things They always go out on a limb
  15. What do you call two h**... with two legs? Two amputee h**...

Cheeky Leg Amputee Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about leg amputee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean amputee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leg amputee pranks.

So this amputee hadn't told his fiance about his condition yet...

and he kept putting it off. Finally, on their wedding night, in bed with the lights out, he screws up his courage.
"Honey, I have a confession to make."
"What is it, dear?"
Instead of answering, he simply takes his brides hand and puts it on the stump of his leg.
"Well!" she exclaims, "This is a surprise! But I'll get the vaseline and see what I can do."

An amputee walks up to a stranger...

An amputee missing his left arm and left leg walks up to a stranger and shouts, I lost my left arm and left leg!!! .
The stranger looks at him, unsure what to make of this interaction, and says, All-righty then.

I just grilled a flat earther amputee.

It was easy because he didn't have a leg to stand on.

Have you heard of the amputee f**...?

It costs an arm and a leg.

Did you hear the Quadruple amputee's joke?

Since no one lent him a hand in making it, it didn't have a leg to stand on