Leg Amputee Jokes
39 leg amputee jokes and hilarious leg amputee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leg amputee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Leg Amputee Short Jokes
Short leg amputee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The leg amputee humour may include short arm amputee jokes also.
- As an amputee, I asked the doctor how much prosthetic limbs would cost. He said an arm and a leg.
- My dog is an amputee and his fake leg fell off while we were showing it to our friends. It was quite the faux paw.
- I always wanted to be an amputee but it's way to expensive. I hear it cost an arm or a leg
- How did an amputee cat regrow a leg after falling of a building? Well, we all know that a cat always lands on all fours.
- As a recent amputee I would like to ask, who knew that car accidents really DID cost an arm and a leg?
- Did you hear about the amputee debate team? They almost won the championship, but it turns out their argument didn't have a leg to stand on.
- Did you hear the Quadruple amputee's joke? Since no one lent him a hand in making it, it didn't have a leg to stand on
- A double amputee threatened to sue me for defamation. I told him he didn't have a leg to stand on.
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Leg Amputee One Liners
Which leg amputee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with leg amputee? I can suggest the ones about amputee and missing leg.
- Why are amputees so good at road trips? They're always on the last leg.
- What is a double amputee's favorite video game? League of Leg ends.
- What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for? Amputee
- What did the amputee chemist say as he attached his new leg? Neon.
- I feel really bad for amputees. Honestly, I wouldn't be able to stand having no legs.
- What do you call a single leg amputee archer? Legolas
- What's the best cosplay for a leg amputee? Legolas
- Saw an amputee in the gym today.. Couldn't help but wonder if he skips on leg day.
- What do you call a man with no legs and a really big nose? An amputee.
- A kid with no legs challenged me to a duel. I declined. You can't defeat an amputee.
- What do you call two h**... with two legs? Two amputee h**...
- Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life? He had no leg to stand on.
- Have you heard of the amputee f**...? It costs an arm and a leg.
- Leg amputees say the craziest things They always go out on a limb
Cheeky Leg Amputee Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about leg amputee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean prosthetic leg jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leg amputee pranks.
So this amputee hadn't told his fiance about his condition yet...
and he kept putting it off. Finally, on their wedding night, in bed with the lights out, he screws up his courage.
"Honey, I have a confession to make."
"What is it, dear?"
Instead of answering, he simply takes his brides hand and puts it on the stump of his leg.
"Well!" she exclaims, "This is a surprise! But I'll get the vaseline and see what I can do."
An amputee walks up to a stranger...
An amputee missing his left arm and left leg walks up to a stranger and shouts, I lost my left arm and left leg!!! .
The stranger looks at him, unsure what to make of this interaction, and says, All-righty then.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Why are double amputees always wrong?
Because they don't have a leg to stand on.
Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.