The Best 14 Lefty Jokes

Following is our collection of Lefty jokes which are very funny. There are some lefty hitter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lefty ambidickstrous puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Lefty loosey
Righty tighty

Don't date a left handed girl...

righty tighty

lefty loosey

I never date left handed women

Righty Tighty

Lefty Loosey

I won $100 on a radio competition this morning.

The DJ called me and said, We are going live in a few seconds, I'm going to ask you what you're going to spend your money on and I want you to tell the listeners on air.
Okay I replied.
He said, 3…2….1….. Congratulations to Lefty, our competition winner, what are you going to spend the money on?
I said, I'm going to spend it on air.

Righty tighty, lefty loosey

Is what I'm hoping is true whenever I use Tinder


What do you call a guy who puts his right hand into the mouth of a great white shark?

Lefty.

How does someone with a prostethic hand tell the difference between left and right?

Righty tighty, lefty loosy.

two ladies were sitting in a bar...

the one on the left was lovely, kind and beautiful
the one on the right was very attractive, smart, and attentive
both of the women were hitting on me all nite which one did i take home?

the one on the right because lefty loosy righy tighty

Why are left handed girls more fun?

Righty tighty lefty loosey

I'm lucky enough to be ambidextrous.

It's just a shame I'm a lefty.

Its national left-handers day

I'm going to rub one out with my right hand to give lefty his day off

Top Lefty Puns and Funny Jokes

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If I write with the wrong hand that I've lost a limb to Lefty Loathin' Larry...

Then the right hand is my left hand, and my right hand is what's left!

I hear you never date left handed woman..

Him: Nope..
Her: why though?
Him: Righty tighty , lefty loosey

What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?

Lefty!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lefty reliever jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lefty tearjerker piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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