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26 lefty jokes and hilarious lefty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lefty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Lefty Short Jokes

Short lefty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lefty humour may include short left handed jokes also.

  1. A blonde was watching the news when she suddenly hears American rights are being violated She sighs and thinks to herself thank god I'm a leftie!
  2. What do you call a guy who puts his right hand into the mouth of a great white shark? Lefty.
  3. How does someone with a prostethic hand tell the difference between left and right? Righty tighty, lefty loosy.
  4. Its national left-handers day I'm going to rub one out with my right hand to give lefty his day off
  5. If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.
  6. If I write with the wrong hand that I've lost a limb to Lefty Loathin' Larry... Then the right hand is my left hand, and my right hand is what's left!
  7. I hear you never date left handed woman.. Him: Nope..
    Her: why though?
    Him: Righty tighty , lefty loosey
  8. If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.
  9. You know what they say about the communist girl with beautiful handwriting? Leftie-Lucy Writey Tidy
  10. Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
    A: Lefty.

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Lefty One Liners

Which lefty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lefty? I can suggest the ones about left leaning and left wing.

  1. When talking about opinions on border control, Remember: Lefty loosey
    Righty tighty
  2. Don't date a left handed girl... righty tighty
    lefty loosey
  3. I never date left handed women Righty Tighty
    Lefty Loosey
  4. Righty tighty, lefty loosey Is what I'm hoping is true whenever I use Tinder
  5. Never date a left-handed woman. You know what they say... Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey
  6. I met a guy who was advocating death to all lefties. He was a right supremacist.
  7. Why are left handed girls more fun? Righty tighty lefty loosey
  8. I'm lucky enough to be ambidextrous. It's just a shame I'm a lefty.
  9. What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?
    Lefty.
  10. Why are lefties more artistic and less wordy? They don't like righting!
  11. Why do all lefties have bad handwriting? Seriously though
  12. What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!
  13. Why don't I date liberals? Righty Tighty, Lefty Lucy

Lefty joke, Why don't I date liberals?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about lefty can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of lefty puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Ridiculous Lefty Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about lefty you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean right handed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make lefty prank.

I won $100 on a radio competition this morning.

The DJ called me and said, We are going live in a few seconds, I'm going to ask you what you're going to spend your money on and I want you to tell the listeners on air.
Okay I replied.
He said, 3…2….1….. Congratulations to Lefty, our competition winner, what are you going to spend the money on?
I said, I'm going to spend it on air.

two ladies were sitting in a bar...

the one on the left was lovely, kind and beautiful
the one on the right was very attractive, smart, and attentive
both of the women were hitting on me all nite which one did i take home?
the one on the right because lefty loosy righy tighty

Lefty joke, I hear you never date left handed woman..

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