Leftover Food Jokes

10 leftover food jokes and hilarious leftover food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leftover food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Leftover Food Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good leftover food joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My family told me to stop eating the leftover Thanksgiving food from the fridge.

But sadly, I couldn't quit cold turkey.

I've started a diet where I only eat my toddlers' leftover food.

I've gained 10 pounds

Three boys are complaining about their fathers...

Boy 1: My father is stingy! On my birthday, he only prepared three types of food!
Boy 2: My father is stingier. He only prepared two types of food for my birthday.
Boy 3: Your fathers are big spenders compared to mine. My father made sure I have five types of food for my birthday.
Boy 1 and 2: How is your father stingier than ours?
Boy 3: Because he asked your father for the leftovers.

Why do people put leftover food in Tupperware?

Because they want to throw it out, but just not for a few days.

Nation dialogue

You know, I was very Hungary one day, so I went to go Czech the fridge. I managed to find some Turkey that was leftover from Thanksgiving, but it was all covered in Greece. So I closed the fridge and Czech'd the pantry. I saw a Canada beans, so I grabbed them and microwaved them, but it exploded. My mom says that Iran out of diversity with food, and that I needed to expand on that. She also mentioned we need to get groceries. I said "Denmark my words, I shall go to the grocery store!".

What do you call the smell of leftover Mexican food in your car?

A Texas air freshener.

I destroyed a bag of leftover Chinese food

It was an act of won ton destruction.

A man has two jobs.

He is a mathematician and baker,
one day he has leftover food from the bakery he brings home.
He sees a hungry homeless person and the baker asked, " Do you want Σ π.

My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to reheat the leftover turkey from last night's NYE dinner.

I told her I quit hot food, cold turkey

After Thanksgiving a woman continually finds her husband rummaging through the fridge...

... ravenously devouring leftovers from their Thanksgiving feast. It gets to the point where she begins to get worried and asks, "Honey can you stop eating like that? You aren't even heating your food!" To which the husband replies, "Everyone knows it is futile to try and quit cold turkey!"

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