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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

I suppose you can call me a leftist...

Because I can't do anything right.

What do you get when 2 leftists get together?

3 political parties: one Communist, one Socialist, and a third founded in an attempt to merge the first two.

A Centrist, Leftist, and Rightist Walk into a bar

The Bartender Says "Blue Moon or Red Wine?"
"Blue Moon" says the leftist.
"Red Wine" says the rightist.
"Red Wine with cannabis oil" says the Centrist.

Why can't Obama dance?

Cause he has two leftist feet.

Leftists are acting like Trump is going to assassinate journalists, kill all homosexuals, and steal everything he can from the lower class...

Like he's a communist or something.

What did the leftist eat on his holyday in Italy?

Antifapasti

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