Lefthanded Jokes

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If I die...

If I were to die first, would you remarry?" the wife asks.
"Well," says the husband, "I'm in good health, so why not?"
"Would she live in my house?"
"It's all paid up, so yes."
"Would she drive my car?"
"It's new, so yes."
"Would she use my golf clubs?"

"No. She's left-handed."

If I died before you, would you remarry?

Yes, I think I would.
So you'd let another man sleep in my bed?
Well, yes.
Drive my car?
Yes, I suppose.
Use my golf clubs?
Oh, no. He's left-handed.

The producer to his wife, an actress:

Producer: "Darling, will you marry again if I die?"
Wife: "I assume so, dear."
Producer: "Would you sleep in the same bed with him?"
Wife: "Yes, he would be my husband after all.
Producer: "Would you give him my golf clubs too?"
Wife: "No, he's left-handed."

No matter how hard I try, I can't trust left-handed people.

Something about them just isn't right.

A man is on his death bed. He asks his wife...

"Will you re-marry after I die?"
"Oh, I don't know..." she says. "Maybe."
"Will you let another man move into our house with you?"
"Oh, I don't know... Maybe."
"Will you let another man drive my car?"
"Oh, I don't know... Maybe."
"Well, will you have s**... with another man at some point?"
"Oh, I don't know... Maybe."
"Will you let another man use my golf clubs!?"
"Nah. He's left-handed."

There's nothing wrong with being left-handed

But, there's nothing right about it either.

Never date a left-handed woman. You know what they say...

Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey

My left-handed friend writes weird answers to questions.

He can't be right.

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