The Best 6 Lefthanded Jokes

Following is our collection of Lefthanded jokes which are very funny. There are some lefthanded drive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lefthanded remarry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lefthanded Jokes and Puns

If I die...

If I were to die first, would you remarry?" the wife asks.

"Well," says the husband, "I'm in good health, so why not?"

"Would she live in my house?"

"It's all paid up, so yes."

"Would she drive my car?"

"It's new, so yes."

"Would she use my golf clubs?"





"No. She's left-handed."

A man is on his death bed. He asks his wife...

"Will you re-marry after I die?"

"Oh, I don't know..." she says. "Maybe."

"Will you let another man move into our house with you?"

"Oh, I don't know... Maybe."

"Will you let another man drive my car?"

"Oh, I don't know... Maybe."

"Well, will you have sex with another man at some point?"

"Oh, I don't know... Maybe."

"Will you let another man use my golf clubs!?"

"Nah. He's left-handed."

Never date a left-handed woman. You know what they say...

Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey

My left-handed friend writes weird answers to questions.

He can't be right.

90% of humans are actually perfect in every way

The other 10% are left-handed.


Why do left-handed people make their smileys like this (:

So they don't get ink on their sleeve !

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lefthanded obama jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lefthanded good piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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