Lefthanded Jokes
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If I die...
If I were to die first, would you remarry?" the wife asks.
"Well," says the husband, "I'm in good health, so why not?"
"Would she live in my house?"
"It's all paid up, so yes."
"Would she drive my car?"
"It's new, so yes."
"Would she use my golf clubs?"
"No. She's left-handed."
The producer to his wife, an actress:
Producer: "Darling, will you marry again if I die?"
Wife: "I assume so, dear."
Producer: "Would you sleep in the same bed with him?"
Wife: "Yes, he would be my husband after all.
Producer: "Would you give him my golf clubs too?"
Wife: "No, he's left-handed."
There's nothing wrong with being left-handed
But, there's nothing right about it either.
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Never date a left-handed woman. You know what they say...
Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey
My left-handed friend writes weird answers to questions.
He can't be right.
90% of humans are actually perfect in every way
The other 10% are left-handed.
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Its national left-handers day
I'm going to rub one out with my right hand to give lefty his day off
Why do left-handed people make their smileys like this (:
So they don't get ink on their sleeve !
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