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If I die...

If I were to die first, would you remarry?" the wife asks.
"Well," says the husband, "I'm in good health, so why not?"
"Would she live in my house?"
"It's all paid up, so yes."
"Would she drive my car?"
"It's new, so yes."
"Would she use my golf clubs?"


"No. She's left-handed."

If I died before you, would you remarry?

Yes, I think I would.
So you'd let another man sleep in my bed?
Well, yes.
Drive my car?
Yes, I suppose.
Use my golf clubs?
Oh, no. He's left-handed.

The producer to his wife, an actress:

Producer: "Darling, will you marry again if I die?"
Wife: "I assume so, dear."
Producer: "Would you sleep in the same bed with him?"
Wife: "Yes, he would be my husband after all.
Producer: "Would you give him my golf clubs too?"
Wife: "No, he's left-handed."

No matter how hard I try, I can't trust left-handed people.

Something about them just isn't right.

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