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Donald Trump and Mike Pence were having breakfast at the White House

The waitress asks Pence what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" Trump replies with his trademark lecherous leer, "How about a q**... this morning?"
"Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in office for a year! ''
As the waitress storms away, Pence leans over to Trump and whispers... "Mr President, It's pronounced 'quiche'."

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini!
(From krusty the klown)

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