Leek Jokes

33 leek jokes and hilarious leek puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leek that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the funniest jokes about leeks from Wales! From parsnip puns to celery quips and asparagus one-liners, these leek jokes will have you rolling with laughter. Are you ready to laugh 'til you leek? Read on to find out!

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Funniest Leek Short Jokes

Short leek jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The leek humour may include short stan lee jokes also.

  1. My kid and I wrote this together: Why did the vegetable thief wet his pants? Because he took a leek!
    (Please don't kick us out, just lettuce leave)
  2. I got kicked out of a grocery store for inappropriate behavior in the produce section. All I did was take a leek.
  3. A group of vegetables went on a boating trip but it didn't last very long since there was a leek in the boat
  4. Someone told me that the best pokemon was the bird that holds a leek stalk I said 'That's a little farfetch'd'
  5. Did you know some vegetables are nevee transported by sea? Because having a leek in the boat would be very bad.
  6. A botanist visited an onion farm and said to the farmer: "I'm sorry but I think your ground is leeking"
  7. A Barge Carrying Vegetables Sinks In a Harbor... The disaster report claimed the boat had too many leeks.
  8. What vegetable is banned in the White House..... Leeks
  9. Read about that farmer who lost a whole load of crops when crossing the river. Turns out his boat was full of leeks.
  10. What did the constipated kleptomaniac say at the farmer's market? I've never wanted to take a leek so badly in my life!

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Leek One Liners

Which leek one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with leek? I can suggest the ones about lettuce know and leopard.

  1. Why was the vegetable store robber embarrassed? He got caught taking a leek
  2. What vegetable shouldn't go on a boat? A Leek!!
  3. What did the farmer say when he saw his onions losing water? Oh no, must be a leek!
  4. What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? A leek.
  5. A boat with a shipment of veggies sank yesterday Turns out, it had a couple leeks ;)
  6. Why did the vegetable boat sink? Too many leeks
  7. Did you hear about the bird that carried a leek? Never mind, its too Farfetch'd.
  8. Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market? He was caught taking a leek.
  9. How do you make a potato leek soup? Fill a potato with soup, then poke a hole in it.
  10. What is plumber's least favourite vegetable? Leeks.
  11. Local vegetable factory has been shut down. There was a leek in the roof.
  12. What vegetable do plumbers hate? Leeks.
  13. I got kicked out of a grocery store... for taking a leek in the vegetable aisle.
  14. Pork and Leek... great flavor for sausages... lousy brand name for condoms.
  15. What is a plumber's favorite vegetable? A leek
    *my little brother gave me this

Leek joke, What is a plumber's favorite vegetable?

Fun-Filled Leek Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about leek you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean leader kim jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leek pranks.

What's the most insecure soup for an online security professional?

Leak (leek) soup!

A shoplifter was caught in the toilets of a local greengrocers this morning.

He was trying to take a leek.

Leek joke, A shoplifter was caught in the toilets of a local greengrocers this morning.