Leek Jokes

Funniest Leek Short Jokes

Short leek jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The leek humour may include short stan lee jokes also.

1. My kid and I wrote this together: Why did the vegetable thief wet his pants? Because he took a leek!
   (Please don't kick us out, just lettuce leave)
2. I got kicked out of a grocery store for inappropriate behavior in the produce section. All I did was take a leek.
3. A group of vegetables went on a boating trip but it didn't last very long since there was a leek in the boat
4. Someone told me that the best pokemon was the bird that holds a leek stalk I said 'That's a little farfetch'd'
5. A botanist visited an onion farm and said to the farmer: "I'm sorry but I think your ground is leeking"
6. Read about that farmer who lost a whole load of crops when crossing the river. Turns out his boat was full of leeks.
7. What did the constipated kleptomaniac say at the farmer's market? I've never wanted to take a leek so badly in my life!
8. What do Leeks taste like? Like water, since the boat is sinking.
9. What's a Journalist's favorite Vegetable? Leeks
10. Did you hear about the vegetable their who stole from the orphanage? He got arrested because some minors saw him take a leek.

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Leek One Liners

Which leek one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with leek? I can suggest the ones about lettuce know and leopard.

1. Why was the vegetable store robber embarrassed? He got caught taking a leek
2. What vegetable shouldn't go on a boat? A Leek!!
3. What did the farmer say when he saw his onions losing water? Oh no, must be a leek!
4. A boat with a shipment of veggies sank yesterday Turns out, it had a couple leeks ;)
5. Did you hear about the bird that carried a leek? Never mind, its too Farfetch'd.
6. Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market? He was caught taking a leek.
7. How do you make a potato leek soup? Fill a potato with soup, then poke a hole in it.
8. What is plumber's least favourite vegetable? Leeks.
9. Local vegetable factory has been shut down. There was a leek in the roof.
10. Pork and Leek... great flavor for sausages... lousy brand name for condoms.
11. What vegetable is banned in the White House..... Leeks
12. What's the most insecure soup for an online security professional? Leak (leek) soup!
13. Image sharing sites before E3 are just like a toy vegetable stand Full of fake leeks
14. A gardener found unwanted scallions growing in with his crops His garden sprung a leek.
15. How does the Government get info off TOR? Leeks

Fun-Filled Leek Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about leek you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean leader kim jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leek pranks.