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Leeches Jokes

8 leeches jokes and hilarious leeches puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leeches that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Amusing & Witty Leeches Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

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I have been try to come up with a funny joke about leeches.

I couldn't because they all s**...

I saw some leeches on a running elk.

They were hanging on for deer life.

What do leeches and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They're both Paris sites!

Two elks ran past me and I saw some leeches on their bodies.

They were hanging on for deer life.

Most animals don't like gore.

But leeches are suckers for blood.

I had a really good theory about useless leeches

But I couldn't make it stick

Do you know why EA leeches as much money as they can off of gamers?

It gives them a sense of pride and accomplishment.

Medieval cures...

Were leeches on society


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