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A collection of the best jokes from comedic greats Bobby Lee, Rock Lee, Lee Evans and Lee Mack. Get ready to laugh with jokes from these popular stand-up comedians featuring topics like Shu, Chung and Mack. Don't miss out on these hilarious and unforgettable jokes!

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Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother…

Sudden Lee

A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother...

They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them!

They named him Ravi O. Lee

Sorry

My Chinese son was born before his due date

We called him Sudden Lee

Today i have met the vegetarian brother of Bruce Lee

Brocco Lee

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Chinese kid was born before the due date

Parents named him Sudden Lee.

The country would be a lot better off if the South had won the war.....

...General Lee speaking

Mr and Mrs Lee unexpectedly had their baby early

So they named him SUDDEN LEE

Hear that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian son?

Brock Lee.

I met Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother

Broco Lee

Civil War spoilers

Lee surrenders at Appomatox Courthouse, Abe Lincoln is shot by John Wilkes Booth.

What do Bruce Lee and the Donkey from Shrek have in common?

They have both entered the dragon.

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

I had this friend named Leonardo. We called him Lee. Anyway, he didn't have alot of money. In fact, he was basically broke...

So one day he stole some bread because he was starving and couldn't buy food. He was caught and sentenced to death. It's really not that funny, but this joke was poor Lee executed.

What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name?

Broco Lee

Did you know Bruce Lee had a son other than Brandon? He was a famous vegetarian.

His name was Brock.

Bruce Lee was fast

But his brother, Sudden, was faster.

My friend wrote a crossover of Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider

It was good, General Lee speaking.

Bad news. I broke up with Lorraine. She found out I was seeing Clair Lee

The good news is I can see Clair Lee now Lorraine has gone.



EDIT : I've never heard this but I'm getting tanked for it by my friends

But I can see all obstacles in my way.
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind.
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day.
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day.

Lee has a terrible headache

Lee calls in work and say "I no come work today. I really sick, got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I no come to work today."

His boss says "I really need you today, Lee. You know, whenever I am not feeling OK like you, I go ask my wife for sex. I always feel better after."

A couple of hours later, Lee calls in. "I do what you say. I feel great now. I be at work soon. You have nice house"

Civil war jokes are the worst

I General Lee don't find them funny at all.

What do you call an asian marksman?

Precise Lee

Did you hear about Marvel wanting to buy the NHL?

They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup

A short poem about women's underwear...

> Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Heather's are green.

~Lee Mack

I was in a relationship with Lorraine, but fell in love with Claire Lee.

When Lorraine found out, she left me. Then I realized

I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine is gone.

What do you call a bear with martial arts skills?

Grizz Lee.

^I'll ^see ^myself ^out.

Bruce lee was fast but do you know about his even faster brother?

Sudden Lee

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven

The first thing he does is ask God, "Who really killed JFK?"

To which God replies, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald. He acted alone."

The conspiracy theorists thinks to him self for a moment then says, "This cover up of the truth goes even further than I thought!"

Bruce Lee walks into a bar...

And the bartender goes: "Woah! You're Bruce Lee! What can I get for you?"

"WAH-TAH!"

Bruce Lee had a Vegan Brother

His name was Broco Lee

What does Bruce Lee order in Burger King?

WOPPAAAH!

Sometimes I struggle to understand jokes about the Civil War.

I just General Lee don't get them.

I met Bruce Lee's vegan brother today.

His name is Brocko Lee.

What do you call a fir tree that knows kung fu?

Spruce Lee

Comedian Lee Nelson threw money at Sepp Blatter at a FIFA conference as a protest.

It backfired as he now has to host the 2026 World Cup in his back garden.

Sad, sad news; I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine....

All because I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee.

Good news though.... I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone.

A boy was born of an Indian , Irish , Chinese and an Italian Grandmother

They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them!
They named him Ravi O. Lee

i'll see myself out

A man goes to the mechanic.

He says "My car goes rr- rr-rr-"
The mechanic says "Yes, the transmission probably needs replacing."

The man frowns and says "My car goes rr-rr-rr-"
The mechanic says "Yes, the transmission probably needs replacing."

The man looks angry and says "Would you l-let me ff-finish! I have a ss-stutter. My car goes rr-rr-rr-really slowly uphill!"

The mechanic says "Yes, the transmission probably needs replacing."

(Credit Lee Mack)

Did the Confederate Army think they were racist?

General Lee speaking, no.

A Chinese baby was born way too early..

So, his parents named him Sudden Lee.

I just learned Robert E Lee had a father.

Apparently.

I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine and hooked up with a girl named Claire Lee.

I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine is gone.

What does Bruce Lee order at Burger King?

A *WHOPPA*!

Did you know that Harper Lee invented a cocktail?

It was the Tequila Mockingbird.

Robert E. Lee once said: "I like whiskey. I always did. And that is why I never drink it."

That's just generally speaking.

Anyone hear about the conspiracy theorist who died and went to heaven?

When he arrived, God stated that He grants all His children one question. The man promptly asked, "Who killed Kennedy?" God replied, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald, on the 6th floor, with his own gun, and he acted alone." The man thought for a moment then disappointingly replied "This goes higher up then I imagined."

How do you call Bruce Lee's vegan cousin?

Broco Lee

Who is the vegan cousin of Bruce Lee?

Broccoli

what do you call an Asian man who always has a correct change ?

Exact Lee

I've just discovered Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother…

Broco Lee

I'm not a fan of Civil War jokes.

I General Lee do not find them funny.

I just found out that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother

Broco Lee

What do you get when you cross Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris?

Beat up.

Bruce Lee had a vegan brother

Brock Lee

White Nationalist should honor the true legacy Robert E. Lee

And surrender.

What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?

Sudden Lee

Do you know why there are so many Chuck Norris jokes but not many Bruce Lee ones?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

A chinese baby was born before due date

His parents named him Earl Lee

I have an Asian friend who never says anything untrue.

Literal Lee.

someone tried to tell stan lee this joke during his panel at comic con this week end

what do you call spiderman when he quits the daily bugal and starts working as a valet?

peter PARKER.

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

How do you call a bear that knows karate?

Griz Lee

what do you call a chinese baby that was born too early?

sudden lee

Do you like jokes about the American Civil War?

No, I General Lee don't find them funny

Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother...

His name was Broco Lee.

What's the difference between an open box of stinky cheese and a Kung Fu master?

One is loose brie and the other is Bruce Lee

what does Harper Lee write when she's drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird

Did you know Bruce Lee has a vegan brother?

Broco Lee

What did the teacher call the Asian Kid who was known for his precision in math?

Exact Lee.

Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in customers salsa.

I'm sure Jerry Lee Lewis wrote a song about that.

Lee, the man I grew up thinking was my father, recently told me he doesn't have any kids...

...I could've sworn he was my real dad, but a parent Lee not!

I remember the last thing my nan said to me before she died.

"What are you doing here with that hammer?" (Lee Mack)

What does a trebuchet in a convent and Bruce Lee have in common?

They're both nunchuckers.



Yes lame but it's OC

So I heard that Bruce Lee had children

apparently

What do you call an accident prone martial artist?

Bruise Lee

My girlfriend, Lorraine, dumped me when she found out I was cheating on her with her fit friend, Claire Lee

Good news, I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone.

Aunt Millie's secret recipe has been stolen by Sara Lee's brother.

Alleged Lee.

What do you call a tree with a blackbelt?

Spruce Lee

What vegetable is the best at fighting?

BROCC LEE

A man is married to his wife Lorraine

But he is secretly having an affair with his neighbor Claire Lee.
One day Lorraine discovers her husband has been cheating on her and swiftly packs her bags and leaves the next morning.
The man doesn't mind, and on his way to see Claire Lee the next morning he can't stop singing that one song
"I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone"

Did you know Bruce Lee had a faster younger brother?

Did you know Bruce Lee had a faster younger brother?

Sudden Lee.

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