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35 ledge jokes and hilarious ledge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ledge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Ledge Short Jokes

Short ledge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ledge humour may include short leaning jokes also.

  1. A physicist saw a man standing on a ledge The physicist yelled out "Don't jump, you have so much potential!"
  2. A man is standing on a tall ledge. A physicist yells from the street, "Don't jump! You have too much potential!"
  3. I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and thought to myself... Wow, this is ledge 'n dairy!
  4. Did I ever tell you about the time I stole some milk that someone had left by their window? It was ledge-end dairy
  5. Do YOU appear as water droplets? Are YOU found on grass, leaves, and window ledges in the morning?
    If so, you may be dew condensation!
  6. My gym teacher was shouting at me like Power comes from the legs! I know you can do it! It felt really bad as I was standing on a ledge on the 31st floor.
  7. A chemist sees a guy standing on the ledge of a very tall building... ...but keeps walking, because this problem is clearly in the realm of physics.
  8. Did you hear the one about the cow farm on the White Cliffs of Dover? You should have, It's a ledge end dairy place
  9. I was walking my dog around my building ...on the ledge.
    Some people are afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.
  10. Thelma and Louise had really ugly noses because they both experienced car to ledge destruction

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Ledge One Liners

Which ledge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ledge? I can suggest the ones about isle and ling.

  1. So there I was hanging from the ledge... When I thought "hold on a minute..."
  2. Met the guy who invented the windowsill... What a ledge.
  3. I recently met the guy who created windowsills. What a ledge!
  4. I met the man who invented windowsills What a ledge!
  5. What's the quickest way to get a suicidal person off the edge of a ledge? Push them
  6. I was told that someone named lee ate a ledge A-ledge-ate-lee
  7. U2's The Edge used to be The Ledge ...but the rest of the band talked him down.
  8. I got in trouble for peeing in the pool I did it from the ledge
  9. I met the creator of the windowsill the other day What a ledge!
  10. Why did the frog hop off of the ledge? He wanted to Kermit s**....

Ledge joke, Why did the frog hop off of the ledge?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about ledge can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of ledge puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Uproarious Ledge Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about ledge you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean lean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make ledge prank.

There was a big m**... and a little m**... sitting on a ledge, who fell off first?

The big m**..., because the other guy was a little more on.

"Don't jump!"

One day, a man decided he'd had enough of his life, and went to the balcony of the 30th floor of his office building. He stepped onto the ledge and shouted "I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna jump!"
A physics professor passing by heard the commotion and looked up. He shouted back to the man "Don't do it! Don't jump! You've got so much potential!"

a beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit s**...

a homeless man walks by her and says
"what are you doing?"
she says "im going to jump!"
the homeless man says
"if youre going to kill yourself, do you wanna have s**... with me first?"
the woman replies "no way creep! never that!"
the homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says
"thats fine, I'll just wait til you're at the bottom"

For all my life my dad kept messing with the ledge above the fire place, lengthening it, shortening it, sanding it, painting it. But he died last week. After I got home from the f**... I compulsively got my tools out and raised it six inches higher ...

... I guess you could say I've taken up his mantel.

It was a boring day in the tall office building…

o**... says, Hey, Boss, let's all go to roof. I'll show you a neat trick!
So, the boss and a bunch of other office workers file up to the very high roof. The guy says, Boss! Watch how strong the winds are in the city with all these skyscrapers! Then, business suit and all, he jumps from the ledge. Within seconds he comes back up, landing awkwardly on the roof.
The boss says, Let me try! He jumps off and plummets like a rock, splattering on the pavement dozens of floors below.
The group is stunned, but Lois thinks, Why did Clark hate Perry so much?

Pigeon problem

Visited a friend on the eighth floor of her old government office building in Washington. There were hundreds of pigeons sitting on the ledge along the building outside the windows, making noise and p**..., two inches deep in some places. They were really annoying. I asked her if they'd tried getting rid of them. She said, "See those wires along the ledge? They are carrying 1000 volts. We thought that would get rid of them, but it didn't phase them a bit." I told her "I'm not surprised. That's AC current, and these are DC pigeons."

Dig it, Man

This cat had eyes to blow jazz, but his chops weren't happening. He climbed out on a ledge for the Big Coda, but just before he was going to step off he heard this other cat down on the street yelling,"Don't jump! There's still hope! Bird lives!" The cat on the ledge says,"Bird? Who's Bird?" The cat on the street said,"Oh, man...go ahead and jump."

JAKE'S FUNNEH JOKE

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

There was a group of hikers who climbed a steep mountain.

The terrain is treacherous. Every step could be their last. Until it proved itself true. One of them fell down. But fortunately, he went down into a small ledge beside the mountain.
"John! Are you okay? Hold on to the rope!"
"My arms are broken. I can't carry myself."
"Try to tie the rope around your legs. We're gonna pull you up!"
"My legs are broken too. It hurts so much."
"Bite the rope as hard as you can!"
John bit the rope as hard as he can. His friends pulled him up. Midway...
"John! How are you doing? Are you okay?"
"I'M GOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!"

Ledge joke, There was a group of hikers who climbed a steep mountain.

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