The Best 21 Ledge Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Ledge jokes. There are some ledge leap jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ledge brink puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Ledge Jokes and Puns
Dig it, Man
This cat had eyes to blow jazz, but his chops weren't happening. He climbed out on a ledge for the Big Coda, but just before he was going to step off he heard this other cat down on the street yelling,"Don't jump! There's still hope! Bird lives!" The cat on the ledge says,"Bird? Who's Bird?" The cat on the street said,"Oh, man...go ahead and jump."
So there I was hanging from the ledge...
When I thought "hold on a minute..."
JAKE'S FUNNEH JOKE
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
A physicist saw a man standing on a ledge
The physicist yelled out "Don't jump, you have so much potential!"
"Don't jump!"
One day, a man decided he'd had enough of his life, and went to the balcony of the 30th floor of his office building. He stepped onto the ledge and shouted "I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna jump!"
A physics professor passing by heard the commotion and looked up. He shouted back to the man "Don't do it! Don't jump! You've got so much potential!"
I got in trouble for peeing in the pool
I did it from the ledge
A man is standing on a tall ledge.
A physicist yells from the street, "Don't jump! You have too much potential!"
Met the guy who invented the windowsill...
What a ledge.
A chemist sees a guy standing on the ledge of a very tall building...
...but keeps walking, because this problem is clearly in the realm of physics.
There was a big moron and a little moron sitting on a ledge, who fell off first?
The big moron, because the other guy was a little more on.
I recently met the guy who created windowsills.
What a ledge!
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Why did the frog hop off of the ledge?
He wanted to Kermit suicide.
I was walking my dog around my building
...on the ledge.
Some people are afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.
U2's The Edge used to be The Ledge
...but the rest of the band talked him down.
My gym teacher was shouting at me like Power comes from the legs! I know you can do it!
It felt really bad as I was standing on a ledge on the 31st floor.
I met the man who invented windowsills
What a ledge!
I was told that someone named lee ate a ledge
A-ledge-ate-lee
What's the quickest way to get a suicidal person off the edge of a ledge?
Push them
Did you hear the one about the cow farm on the White Cliffs of Dover?
You should have, It's a ledge end dairy place
I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and thought to myself...
Wow, this is ledge 'n dairy!
For all my life my dad kept messing with the ledge above the fire place, lengthening it, shortening it, sanding it, painting it. But he died last week. After I got home from the funeral I compulsively got my tools out and raised it six inches higher ...
... I guess you could say I've taken up his mantel.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ledge sill jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working ledge rooftop piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.