The Best 6 Lederhosen Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lederhosen jokes. There are some lederhosen frau jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lederhosen bavarian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lederhosen Jokes and Puns

How do you say goodbye to a German prostitute?

Lederhosen

How do you get to Oktoberfest?

Follow the lederhosen.

What's the proper way to say goodbye to a room full of German britches?

Lederhosen.

How does a German say goodbye to his hosen?

Lederhosen

What do Germans water their gardens with?

Lederhosen


What's the difference between a dead prostitute and a dead German midget?

A tiny pair of lederhosen on your basement floor.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lederhosen pants jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lederhosen communists piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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