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  1. Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin agreed to take care of each other's garden. This means Roger Waters Robert's Plants.
  2. What do Led Zeppelin and New Orleans have in common "When the Levi breaks, we have no place to stay"
  3. Did you hear that they upgraded the lighting system on the Goodyear blimp? Now they call it the LED zeppelin.
  4. What do catholic priests and Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven have in common? They both play in A Minor.
  5. I heard the Greta Van Fleet had to cancel the rest of their US tour. The lead singer pulled his hernia. From lifting too many Led Zeppelin songs.
  6. Did you people know Led Zeppelin reunited to write a book? However, it will only have one page.
  7. Led Zeppelin predicted the Brexit! Baby I'm gonna Leave EU
    Leave EU when the summer comes
    Leave EU when the summer comes a-rolling.
  8. My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?"
    "Led Zeppelin," I replied.

    "Who?" he said.
    "Yeah, I liked them too."
  9. Most people don't realize that LED ZEPPELIN was originally called... ...CRT ZEPPELIN, but changed their name to stay with advances in technology.
  10. It's too bad Led Zeppelin never got to perform and record with a symphony orchestra. They could've named it the Hindenburg Concertos.

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Led Zeppelin One Liners

Which led zeppelin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with led zeppelin? I can suggest the ones about jimi hendrix and pearl jam.

  1. What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song? Olive My Love
  2. Today marks the 80th anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster. Next up: Led Zeppelin.
  3. What's the brightest airship ever made? LED Zeppelin
  4. Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball? They had No Quarter
  5. What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark? A LED Zeppelin
  6. What does every Led Zeppelin fan want for Christmas? Presence
  7. What do you call an airship made up of lights? An LED Zeppelin
  8. Why does Led Zeppelin have the most buxom groupies? Because they have the biggest hits.
  9. What do they call the all-nun Led Zeppelin cover band? Spouses of the Holy
  10. Why did Led Zeppelin call their second album II? They didn't want to ramble on
  11. How do find a 13 year old led Zeppelin fan on YouTube? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
  12. What has 9 arms and s**...? Led Zeppelin

Silly Led Zeppelin Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

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A young boy is listening to the radio in the car with his father. Dad, what music did you like growing up?

I was a huge fan of Led Zeppelin, the father replies.
Who? the son asks.
Yeah, the dad responds, I liked them too.

The other day I decided to buy a Ouija board, so I could get in touch with deceased celebrities that havent crossed over yet,

The only celebrity I could get in touch with was Stephen Hawkings.
I asked him a few questions including why he was a ghost and not gone to the after life yet.
Turns out Led Zeppelin was right all along,
there is a stairway to heaven.

Led Zeppelin obsession

My girlfriend came in with tears in her eyes, saying she prayed and prayed that I would end my obsession with Led Zeppelin.
I told her, "Crying won't help ya. Praying won't do you no good."

The other day I decided to buy a Ouija board

I wanted to see if I could get in touch with deceased celebrities that havent crossed over yet.
The only celebrity I could get in touch with was Stephen Hawkings.
I asked him a few questions including why he was a ghost and how come he had not gone to the after life yet?"
Turns out Led Zeppelin was right all along,
there IS a stairway to heaven.

A boy is listening to the car radio with his father

"Dad," he began, "what music did you like when you were growing up?"
"Well, I was a huge fan of Led Zeppelin," the father replies.
"Who?"
"Yeah, I liked them too."

What is your favorite Led Zeppelin song to listen to and where?

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