The Best 14 Lecturer Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lecturer jokes. There are some lecturer proffesor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lecturer economics puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lecturer Jokes and Puns

So a Lecturer tells a joke in the class. . .

. . .and then one of the students raises his hand and says "but sir you told that joke last year" the lecturer replies "if you can repeat things then so can I"

Why is the algorithms lecturer so fat?

Because he always minimises the running time.

My Lecturer asked me why i was failing my class

"Is it ignorance or apathy?", he said.

Honestly, I don't know and I don't care.

Lecturer joke, My Lecturer asked me why i was failing my class

My university lecturer makes all of his students buy his book at the beginning of the term.

It's textbook economics.

A lecturer had reached one of his most important points

"He who gives in when he is wrong is wise: but the man who gives in when he is right is..."

"Married," someone shouted from the audience.


A college lecturer asks his students who is poorer...

A man with $1000 but is $750 in debt, or a man with $250. The hall is silent for a moment, then a student stands up and answers

"Me."

Define the lecturer

Teacher to Student: Can you define the lecturer?

Student: A lecturer is person who has bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.

Lecturer joke, Define the lecturer

Paige finishes writing her biology dissertation and hands it in to the lecturer the following day.

He quickly flicks through it and realises something is missing.

"Where's your appendix page?"

"Easy", she says, and points to her lower abdomen.

Soviet Joke

Soviet Union, 1980. Lecturer in village talks about communism. Question from audience.

- Yes, comrade, what's your question?
- Will there ever be true communism?
- Yes, it's just on the horizon
- What's a horizon?
- An imaginary line that keeps moving away from you as you get closer to it.

Man listens to lecturer who says we should carry our burdens ourselves...

goes home and gives his wife a piggyback

One day, a university lecturer is talking to his students about telekinesis...

"All those capable of telekinesis, raise my hand."

You can explore lecturer semester reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean lecturer class dad jokes. There are also lecturer puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What do you call a cannibal who doesn't eat vegetables?

Cannibal lecturer.

like hannibal lecter...

Lecturer: "have any of you heard of pavlov's dogs?"

Student: "... It rings a bell."

I was at university for a lesson today, and my psychology lecturer asked us what makes a terrorist tick.

Apparently, "a bomb" was not the right answer.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lecturer linguistics jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lecturer seminar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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