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Lectern Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good lectern joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Adam Johnson, the man pictured carrying House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's lectern during the Capitol riot, has been arrested in Florida

His lawyer has confirmed that at trial he will not be taking the stand.

What do you call a podium that crossed the alps?

A Hannibal Lectern

A priest stands up to do his sermon.

He starts. He says "We all called in different ways."
As soon as he says that, the altar server drops the gospel which he was taking away from the lectern. He then shuffles to pick it up and accidentally rips it with his foot and falls over, hitting the tabanacle and spilling the bread and the wine.
The priest continues with his sermon.
He says to the congregation in a solemn tone:
"Some of us are called useless."

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