The Best 16 Lecter Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lecter jokes. There are some lecter professor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lecter tells puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lecter Jokes and Puns

This came to me randomly today; not sure if old, or OC...

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

Where does Hannibal Lecter take women on dates?

Chick Filet

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de*liver*y flavor.

Lecter joke, Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

If Hannibal Lecter ran a 4.3 40

The NFL would just say he has an eating disorder

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One's a slimy, scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is delicious dipped in batter and deep-fried.

*-Hannibal Lecter*


Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Lecter joke, What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

Hannibal Lecter and IT the clown meet.

Hannibal: I hate clowns.

IT: Why so?

Hannibal: Because they taste funny.

What do you call a cannibal who doesn't eat vegetables?

Cannibal lecturer.

like hannibal lecter...

The difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and Hannibal Lecter

Really comes down to taste in people.

What does Hannibal Lecter call the girl from The Ring?

a TV dinner

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Hannibal Lecter leaves a review for a private show with a comedian...

Great show. The man was so good at impersonations he tasted like chicken.

What is the difference between Maximus Decimus Meridius and Hannibal Lecter? (OC)

One is Gladiator

The other is glad he ate her.

What did Hannibal Lecter say when he met a sexy Black Panther at a cannibal convention?

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Hannibal Lecter loves human meat.

It lets him have a peace of mind.

Hannibal Lecter chose to be psychiatrist.

It allowed him to have a peace of mind.

Lecter joke, Hannibal Lecter chose to be psychiatrist.

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