Lecter Jokes

Funniest Lecter Short Jokes

Short lecter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lecter humour may include short psycho jokes also.

1. This came to me randomly today; not sure if old, or OC... How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?
   Ovaries-y
2. What path do Hannibal Lecter, Norman Bates, and Freddy Krueger take walks on? Psycho Path.
3. Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid? He was told not to play with his food.
4. What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture? I can smell your Kant.
5. Hannibal Lecter and IT the clown meet. Hannibal: I hate clowns.
   IT: Why so?
   Hannibal: Because they taste funny.
6. What do you call a cannibal who doesn't eat vegetables? Cannibal lecturer.
   like hannibal lecter...
7. Hannibal Lecter leaves a review for a private show with a comedian... Great show. The man was so good at impersonations he tasted like chicken.
8. Why did Hannibal Lecter keep newspaper cuttings of his murders? He liked to keep a breast.
9. What's the difference between a zombie and Hannibal Lecter? Hannibal Lecter doesn't eat brains.

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Lecter One Liners

Which lecter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lecter? I can suggest the ones about lets and professor.

1. What was Hannibal Lecter's favorite Japanese food? Rawmen
2. Where does Hannibal Lecter take women on dates? Chick Filet
3. What did Hannibal Lecter say to Lorrena Bobbitt? You gonna eat that?
4. Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza? He heard it had de*liver*y flavor.
5. What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite movie? Gladiator
6. What is Hannibal Lecter's favourite spice? Ground ginger.
7. What does Hannibal Lecter call the girl from The Ring? a TV dinner
8. Hannibal Lecter chose to be psychiatrist. It allowed him to have a peace of mind.
9. Why did Hannibal Lecter kill Emeril Legasse He wanted Emeril's Essence with real Emeril.
10. What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite diving style? the cannibal
11. Name a being with two livers Hannibal Lecter
12. Why do they call Hannibal Lecter The Mail Man ? He always delivers.
13. What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed? Silence of the Limbs
14. this asian is Hannibal Lecter At the animal shelter
15. Why wouldn't Hannibal Lecter eat clowns? Because they tasted funny.

Delightful Fun Lecter Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about lecter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean human jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lecter pranks.