Lebanon Jokes

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Have I ever told you guys about how I escaped from the Middle East?

Oman the whole story is ridiculous.
I basically had to Qatar cross the border.
Just like Bon Jovi, I was basically Lebanon a prayer the whole time.
I know it doesn't sound like a true story, but I assure you Israel.
Honestly I could tell you more but it Kuwait.

Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...

- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait
1. Israel

Did you hear about that retired actress who was a heretic from Lebanon who married a woman?

She was a has-been thespian Wesleyan Lebanese lesbian.

In Israel, we just want peace.

A piece of Jordan, a piece of Egypt, a piece of Lebanon...

America's army is the most powerful army in the world, French Armed Forces is No. 5 in the world, Lebanese Armed Forces is...

Lebanese Armed Forces is the most powerful army in Lebanon.

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