The Best 8 Lebanese Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lebanese jokes. There are some lebanese iraqi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lebanese somali puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lebanese Jokes and Puns

Why did the policeman go to the Lebanese restaurant?

He was following up reports of a possible hummus side

Did you hear about that retired actress who was a heretic from Lebanon who married a woman?

She was a has-been thespian Wesleyan Lebanese lesbian.

I think I ate some bad Lebanese

I falafel

I needed some money...

So I decided to rob a bottle shop with my Lebanese friend. We agreed to meet around the corner of the shop in a dark alley at midnight and go from there.

I waited in that alley, and my colleague arrives with a bit of sweet pastry stuck to his head.
"You moron!!" I exclaim, "I said Balaclava!"

Did you hear they made a Lebanese character in Thomas the tank engine?

His name is Hummus the tank engine.

America's army is the most powerful army in the world, French Armed Forces is No. 5 in the world, Lebanese Armed Forces is...

Lebanese Armed Forces is the most powerful army in Lebanon.

What do you call a good looking Lebanese man?


Lebanese mind set : Make hummus not war !

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lebanese chinese jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lebanese mumbai piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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