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But I couldn't help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting.
Nobody's going to wear those, I said. They're stupid.
But on he worked.
By accident!
"I'm leaving you for an NSA officer," she said.
"But why? What does he have that I don't?"
"He listens to me."
As I was leaving home to start a new life for myself across the country my mom said" Don't forget to write!"
I thought "That's unlikely... It's a basic skill,isn't it?"
I told her to close the door on her way back in.
"That's not right," I assured her. "They could be older too."
When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
My dates.
Exactly 1GB
So the english are going to get away scot free!
Because they're unable to see the big picture.
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Worst case scenario, you get to use the car pool lane.
All they wanted to do was jack off.
I couldn't raise them
That's an oxidant waiting to happen.
When she got home, Bill was already eagerly waiting in bed, and he said:
"Is Trump on his way or should I drive to his place?"
But my neighbour just asked me to turn down the bass.
Cu Copper.
I replied, "Until I'm Finnished."
because they don't survive the fall (autumn)
It's Chile outside.
*Heard this a long time ago. Just found it again...*
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.
One knight told his best friend, "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world.
It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am
leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusade."
The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching.
Thinking it might be an important message from the town the column halted.
A horseman approached. It was the knight's best friend yelling, "Hey, you gave me the wrong key!"
The Japs hit us, and we're going down fast!
So I sold the dog.
I said, "So you want me to stay now?".
With me crying and the people around me celebrating.
I replied, "Pasta la vista!"
Screaming and covered in blood
Just raisin awareness
They're trying to get back to their roots.
But when I do,
Water leaked into it and I need to get out before it sinks
Tom Orrow.
Come with 2 million
Throw a man off a plane and he flies for the rest of his life.
You are dis-engaged.
South.
Just so that a cent is covering the odor
I'm not sick or anything, I'm just bad at sex...
Because the paracetamol.
To be honest, 4 was a little square. And 6, well 6 was perfect.
What's that about 7? 7 doesn't factor into any of this.
I've grown out of it now.
I'll tell you later
I slipped something into her drink which will guarantee me a dirty night in bed.
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.
.
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Laxatives.
"It was so sad to see the pain and hopelessness on their faces" said Vladimir, age 5.
It could spell disaster.
She refused to do as I had asked. I do not have tolerance for disobedient submissives.
Turns out it was a chaise.
Will it become a Ford Fiesta?
It's hard to quit cold Turkey!
Me: Is it because I create gf nicknames out of names of kitchen appliances?
GF: No, it's because you're always making fun of my height
Me: You know I love you microbabe!
That's what Grammy Moon used to say, right up until the man she was sent to kill got back up and shot her.
I've had it with your silly remarks about my weight. I'm leaving you!
But honey, what about our child?
What child?!
Oh, so you're not pregnant?
But I know that would be Thoreauing away my life.
But I couldn't help myself, I sneaked in and watched him making those stupid little peach shoes.
Because the process is autumnated.
It reminds me of when I had money.
She kneads me.
Naked, screaming and covered in somebody else's blood.
Him: Close the door on your way back in.
How that horse became a doctor is beyond me
Schrodinger's Brexit.
Not much at all.
Find out next week!
Five minutes into his journey, King Arthur hears Eddie screaming for him to stop. King Arthur signals his steed to halt and waits for Eddie to catch up.
"Eddie!" the king says, "What's the matter?"
"Your highness," says Eddie. "You gave me the wrong key."
It was counter productive
Because he's Snowden.
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