Leather Pants Jokes

3 leather pants jokes and hilarious leather pants puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leather pants that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Leather Pants Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good leather pants joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A cowboy ran out of food on the trail so he had to boil and eat his leather chaps.

The next day he pooped his pants.

99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather pants.

Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don't like women.

Why do men like women in leather pants?

Because thev smell like a new car.

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