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10 lease jokes and hilarious lease puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lease that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the humor behind lease accounting with this collection of jokes about leases. From rent allocation to budget discussions, you won't have any trouble finding the perfect joke for any occasion. Enjoy access to the funniest lease jokes to make sure you keep your sense of humor in tact during stressful times.

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What is a good lease joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I recently signed an apartment lease...

Below where I signed on the lease agreement I had my dad cosign
Now we're tan.

Los Angeles announced plans to lease 288 all-electric police cars. Do you know where they'll use them?

In Watts.
I'll see myself out now.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.

LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!

A customer is at a sporting goods store.

Customer in sporting goods store: Excuse me, do you sell cockroaches?
Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.
Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.
Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?
Customer: I'm moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

Why did Beethoven go to the car dealership?

For a lease

How do you rent out a house on Christmas?

"For Lease" Navidad

My friend rents out broken kites, no contracts or lease required.

No strings attached
Disclaimer: I know this joke is s**.... My 5 year old nephew did not tell me this.

A dying piñata was cut open and given a transplant

His whole life he felt like he was getting nowhere.
He has a new lease on life now that he no longer feels empty inside.

Did you know Beethoven wrote a song in order to pay his rent?

It was for a lease

Lease joke, Did you know Beethoven wrote a song in order to pay his rent?

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