Learnt Jokes

Funniest Learnt Short Jokes

Short learnt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The learnt humour may include short lessons learned jokes also.

1. As a person who has owned over 50 dogs in their life there are 2 thing I've learnt... 1.) Your time with them Is brief so treasure it.
   2.) They LOVE chocolate.
2. Today I learnt a school of piranhas will rip every inch of flesh of a child's body in under a minute.
   Today I also lost my job at the aquarium.
3. My son and I were having a fight. "You never learn from your mistakes!" he complained.
   I told him I have learnt a lot from him.
4. Learnt an interesting fact today..... If you spell "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba" which actually means......... ........... Absolutely Nothing!!
5. Today I learnt koala bears aren't actual bears. They're marsupials. I guess they don't meet the koalafications.
6. Polaroid of the suspect Reporter: 'Here I am, live at the scene of the crime, in fact I've just learnt the police have a polaroid of the suspect. More on this story as it develops.'
7. An old joke I learnt [Clean] A peanut was stuck on the tracks
   His heart was all a flutter
   A train came down the track
   *Choo Choo!*
   Peanut butter.
8. Why did the spider never go to school Because she learnt everything on the web.
   b^a^d^a^b^u^m
9. People don't want kids being taught about gay relationships as they think that'll turn their child gay. I learnt about WW2, it doesn't mean I want to invade Poland. Yet.
10. TIL: I am related to Stevie Wonder I also learnt he has been telling people he has never seen me before.

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Learnt One Liners

Which learnt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with learnt? I can suggest the ones about lesson learned and taught.

1. I studied 10 pages of a dictionary I learnt next to nothing
2. I recently learnt the Welsh word for 'push' is 'lluq'. I saw it written on a Glass Door.
3. Dropped my swear jar on my foot. Just to see if I'd learnt anything.
4. I never learnt the meaning of the word truancy... ...I wasn't at school that day.
5. Today I Learnt... Statistics is mainly about.. Rejecting H0s.
6. A few days ago, I finally learnt what confirmation bias means. Now I see it everywhere.
7. I studied a dictionary for 6 hours I learnt next to nothing
8. What martial art Aquaman learnt in Atlantis? Crab Magá
9. My Math teacher asked me if I have learnt about angles yeah, to a degree
10. The first time i learnt about a labyrinth, I was amazed!
11. TIL Today I learnt what TIL meant.
12. When did you stop beating your wife? When she learnt the Queen's Gambit.
13. Today in class we learnt what makes water boil! The science behind it is mistifying!
14. I finally learnt how to avoid clickbait? But, when will you?
15. My wife does all the driving, because I never learnt to drive - in her opinion."

Today Learnt Jokes

Here is a list of funny today learnt jokes and even better today learnt puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Young Bubba run up to his Mum and says, Momma, momma... At skool today, in the toilets, I learnt I got the biggest pee pee in fifth grade.
  That's nice Bubba, she says, but you are 26 years old.
• Today in biology class we learnt about all the health problems related to cigarettes Thank god I switched to crack last week
• Today I learnt how the ~ character is named TIL til
• I learnt a new word today .... try to surmise it, I will give you three surmises.
• I learnt two things today: 1. Sofa s**... can be wild and exciting.
  2. The staff in DFS are quite narrow-minded.
• You learn something new every day. Today, I learnt that f**... is not a boxing move.

Ridiculous Learnt Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about learnt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean realised jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make learnt pranks.