The Best 81 Learning Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Learning jokes. There are some learning learner jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these learning machine learning puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Learning Jokes and Puns

The elementary class was learning about addition...

The teacher asks little Johnny, "If I give you two cats, and Jimmy gives you two more, and Sally gives you two more, how many cats would you have?"

Johnny thinks about it for a few seconds and says, "Seven."

The teacher says, "No, let's try again. Listen carefully. I give you two, Jimmy gives you two more, and then Sally gives you two more."

Johnny spends a few minutes thinking it out, and again says, "Seven."

The teacher says, "Let's try it another way. If I put two apples on your desk, then two more, and then two more, how many apples would you have?"

Johnny says, "Six."

The teacher says, "Good, now if I give you two cats, and Jimmy gives you two more, and then Sally gives you two more, how many cats would you have?"

Johnny again says, "Seven."

The teacher, obviously frustrated, yells at Johnny, "Why do you keep saying seven?!"

Johnny says, "Because... I've already got a cat!"

An Irishman, by the name of O'Malley proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day.

He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweller. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.

The young lass on learning it wasn't real returned to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness.

'It was in honour of St.Patrick's Day, ' he smiled.

'I gave you a sham rock.'

When Chewbacca was learning his bowcaster skills he accidentally shot himself in the foot...

Wookie error.

A man decides he wants to learn to play bass.

He signs up for lessons and the first day the instructor says to him "today we're learning E." and he just plays E over and over again. The next lesson the instructor says he'll be teaching him A and he plays A over and over again. The third lesson is D and he plays D over and over again. At the end of the lesson the instructor says "next lesson we'll learn G" but the guy replies "I can't make the next lesson, I have a gig."

jokes about learning

Susan taught all the toddlers a new song during Sunday school.

While learning "Must Jesus Bear the Cross Alone", the children stumbled when coming to the line "The consecrated cross I'll bear." After a bit of practice, everyone seemed to have gotten the hang of it and class was let out.

The following Sunday, a concerned mother came up to Susan and asked why her daughter was so focused on a constipated, cross-eyed bear.


Two lesbians named Rachel walk in to a wedding cake shop...

To plan for their upcoming nuptials. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage we won't even bake a cake. The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage."

It's good that we aren't hearing about priests in the news lately.

It seems that kids these days are finally learning how to keep a secret.

Learning joke, It's good that we aren't hearing about priests in the news lately.

I, too, went to a mixed religion seminar...

...But in the hopes of learning more about charity. First I asked a Buddhist monk: "How do you decide what to give away and what to keep for yourself?" "Child's play", he said. "I draw a small circle in the ground, throw my money into the air, and what falls outside of the circle I give to Buddha". Next I asked a catholic priest. "Easy my son", he told me. "All I do is draw a small circle in earth, throw my money to the heavens, and what falls into the circle I give to God". Finally, I asked a Rabbi. "Simple!" he answered. "I throw my money into the air and what god wants, he takes!"

John learning Math

Teacher was teaching math to 5 yr old John.

Teacher: What is 5 - 5?

John: *Keeps Quiet*

Teacher: If you have 5 burgers and I take 5 burgers from you, what will you be left with?

John: French Fries.

Losing my virginity was a lot like learning to ride my bike

My dad was behind me the whole way.

Two lesbians named Rachel walk in to a bakery...

To buy a cake for their upcoming wedding. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage that he won't even bake a cake. The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage."


(posted before but I felt it was an appropriate time for it to rerun.)

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Two old friends meet in bar...

[translated from Turkish]

-Hey Jack! How have you been! It's been months!

-Bonjour Monsieur ! Indeed, it's been a while

-"Bonjour Monsieur"? What's this French?

-Mais biensur !

-Don't screw with me Jack. I know you don't know French. We both went to the same school and we never had any French lessons!!

-No, no! I'm learning via the radio. 99.3 FM. Every day at 10AM you have French lessons. Very easy, I suggest you try.

-Oh, ok, cool I'll give a try tomorrow.

Next morning he calls Jack:
-Yo Jack, I have those old radios with a needle for tuning. Does it work with those old radios too?

-Sure! Scroll to 99, then go a little further to the right.

-Oh cool! Thx!

-Mais de rien !

-oh! stfu already...

Couple of weeks later, he meets Jack again. And Jack asks:
-Salut mon ami, How is your French?

- Shhhszzzzoussssshzzziuhli! (static noise)

[probably not the best written joke :/]

As a Lesbian, I feel like I wasted my time learning to cook.

All my partner and I do is eat out.

I started studying art history.

I'm really learning a lot. This painter named 'Renaissance' is just amazing.

A class is learning about probability..

Teacher: If I toss a penny, what are the chances that I get a head?

Girl: For a penny? Not very bright.

If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers.

And you can keep me as a reference.

Learning joke, If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers.

Learning to ride a bike is like losing your virginity...

No matter how many years go by, you never forget the feeling of your dads hands on your shoulders as he pushes.

I wanted to open up a summer camp for kids with learning disabilities

apparently people think calling it a concentration camp is wrong

I'm learning about imaginary numbers...

I can finally plot my sex life.


In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A β€” G and P β€” Z.

The problem's H to O.

I'm upset. I'm two years into engineering school and...

I haven't even started learning how to drive a train

I'm learning how to play the neurotic guitar.

It's a lot like an acoustic guitar but it's a little more high strung.

I just finished reading the fifth book in this great series.

It's called the "Learning to Count" trilogy.

I've started learning Arabic

So I know when to start running.

Rule #1 for learning english

Their our know rules!

I am learning so much from my children.

As every great man learns from his mistakes.

Learning joke, I am learning so much from my children.

Little Johnny was learning about punctuation

The teacher was explaining all of the different punctuation marks.

She listed the comma, question mark and when she got to period; Little Johnny raised his hand.

He asked: Why are periods so important?

The teacher responded: Well, they are a fundamental part of the written language; why do you ask?

Little Johnny replied: Yesterday my sister said she missed a period and my Mom fainted, my Dad started yelling and the next door neighbor shot himself

I was amazed

As I get older, I never stop learning new things every day. I'm a new dad and the other day I was changing my baby when all of a sudden my kid rolls off of the changing table. As if animal instincts kicked into me in that split moment, or super powers of sorts, I swoop down with lightning speed and catch him INCHES off of the ground! Still to this day I'm amazed; I had no idea babies could bounce that high off of marbled flooring.

Learning to pick locks

really opened a lot of doors for me


A young was boy learning to count and said the wrong number

He didn't mean two

What do you call it when a kid teaches their parents?

Learning from your mistakes.

I don't see the point in learning Braille.

But I can feel it.

Roy Moore is learning guitar chords

and he's starting with A Minor

It's actually quite hard to learn how to make tea...

There's a *steep* learning curve.


A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "What would you like to drink?"

The algorithm replies, "What's everyone else having?"

Did you hear of the guy who could literally master any craft, provided he masturbated before learning it?

He was jack off all trades.

I asked my father what it was like learning Braille, but he didn't want to tell me.

I didn't realize it was such a touchy subject.

My Dad told me he's good at learning from his mistakes

He said "You teach me something new everyday."

When learning how to fly

its important to maintain a positive altitude.

What's it like to be drunk?

A boy was riding home from school with his dad. He had just started learning about alcohol and drinking in his health class.

"Dad, when you're drinking how do you know you're drunk?"

"Well son, when you're drunk your speech is slurred and your vision gets worse and worse. A drunk person would see 4 cars in front of us and not 2."

"But Dad, there's only 1 car in front of us!"

What do you call a learning environment that specialises in teaching nuts?

m**acadamia**

My daughter was having problems with her G string and didn't want her daddy's help sorting it out.

Good thing I'm learning violin too and could help.

A boy is sitting in class learning about logarithms

The teacher asks the class, "how do we change bases?"

The boy excitedly raises his hand and says, "ask her nicely"

In an elementary school English class, kids are learning the word contagious . Teacher calls on students, asking them to use it in a sentence.

- Susan?

- I had a flu and mommy made me stay home for 3 days because I was contagious!

- Very good. What about you, Johnny?

- Our neighbor Mrs. Henderson has started painting her fence last night, daddy says it's gonna take the contagious!

I've always wanted to be a train engineer. I spent 15 years in engineering school, 10 years learning about train history, and 5 years learning how to operate a train.

I really thought I would've been trained by now.

Calculus has a steep learning curve...

But at least you know exactly how steep the learning curve is!

My 4-year-old nephew has been learning Spanish since lockdown.

He can't say 'please' which I think is poor for four

My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown.

He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.

Bob Seger sits in a park with a tired-eyed old man. He's learning how to play chess.

After going over the layout and setup of the board, the old man begins a lesson on to the movement of the individual pieces.

Queens move in all directions, any distance. Kings are the same but with only one space. He didn't understand the knight, though.

Two in one direction, then one to the side.

Hm, funny how the knight moves.

A little boy was doing his math homework and practicing out loud, Two plus six, that son of a bitch is eight...

Three plus seven, that son of a bitch is ten."

Hearing what he was saying, his mother asked him what he was doing. He answered that he was doing his math homework.

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" she asked her son to which he replied yes.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher what she is teaching in math class. The teacher said, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked if she was teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four.

Laughing, the teacher replied, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

During lockdown my next door neighbours 4 year old started learning Spanish.

He still can't say 'Please' though, which is poor for four.

Who the heck cares about learning the Roman Numeral system?

I for one...

Trump was rushed to the hospital after learning that 3 Brazilians died from the Coronavirus

Lying in the hospital bed his face still white with shock, he finally got the courage to ask shakily and in a quiet voice, How many people is a brazillion?"

A KGB agent goes to a library and sees an old Jewish man reading a book.

What are you reading, old man? he asks.

I'm learning Hebrew, comrade, replies the old Jew.

The KGB agent asks, What are you learning Hebrew for? You know it takes years to get a permission to travel to Israel? You will die before you get one.

I'm learning Hebrew for when I go to heaven so I can speak with Moses and Abraham, replies the old man.

How do you know you're going to heaven? What if you go to hell? asks the KGB agent.

I already speak Russian."

I wasted my life

I fear I've wasted my life. I spent years and years learning Latin, Spanish, Mandarin, and Swahili but it turns out I just misheard my uncle when I though he told me "girls love a cunning linguist".

Interviewer : What's your biggest strength?

Me : I'm good at Machine Learning

Interviewer : Okay, what's 21+17

Me : It's 5

Interviewer : Not even close. It's 38

Me : It's 20

Interviewer : I said it's 38

Me : It's 35

Interviewer : It's still 38....

Me : It's 38

Interviewer : Hired!

My daughter has been learning Spanish for a year now but still can't say please

Which I think is poor for four

My 4 year old sister has been learning Spanish.

But she still doesn't know how to say "please", which I think is poor for four

I'm thinking about learning how to make mirrors

It's something I could really see myself doing

Recently I've been learning how to draw optical illusions so I can surprise my girlfriend with one on her birthday.

Unfortunately she walked in and caught me practicing the other day.

Her: "What's that!"

Me: "I can explain...it's not what it looks like!"

A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked if I was interested in taking part in a marathon.

I was going to decline but he told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties. I thought "damn, I might actually win this".

I've been learning to use a new web browser lately, but my teacher is being really harsh to me.

He's my Tor-mentor.

There once was a pirate named Bates

Who was learning to rhumba on skates
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates.

Why is learning linux stupid?

All of the lessons are full of sudo science

My dad always believed in learning things by doing them

so when I was a kid, he threw me in the lake








just so he could teach himself CPR

Today I was learning about electrical safety.

I was shocked.

My four year old has been learning Spanish all year but he still can't say the word for, 'please' ...

... which I think is poor for four.

What's the best thing about being Joe Biden?

Waking up every day and learning that you're the president.

What do you call an amputee learning karate?

Partial arts

An old man sat studying on a bench near the Kremlin

A KGB agent walking by looked at him suspiciously
but passed by
But an hour and 2 more times passing later the agent asked "Why are u sitting here so long and what are u doing?
Old man replied "I am an old man and Don't expect to live much longer. I want to go to heaven and as u know they speak Hebrew in heaven so I am learning the language now
To this the agent replied "Ha if u go to hell? Then what?"
The old man replied "I am already fluent in Russian"

My parents have 4 TV remotes and I'm trying to figure out what they do.

I'm remote learning.

What do you call a fire ant with severe learning disabilities?

A fire retardant.

My 9 year old just told me this one and I had to share. What's the hardest part about learning to ride a bike.

The pavement.

My 4-year-old has been learning Spanish all year and still can't say the word please

Which I think is poor for four.

Learning photography is hard.

Last week I got kicked out of a photography workshop for indecent exposure.

A fortune-teller told me that in 10-15 years, I would suffer the most terrible heartbreak any man has ever faced. I was so upset over learning this.

I decided to cheer myself up -- I adopted a puppy, and I've never been happier!

An anglophone student is learning to speak French

…when a black fly lands on his teacher's desk. Regarde le mouche , the student tells his teacher.

It's not LE mouche says the teacher. It's LA mouche .

…the student is impressed: how could you tell? Your eyesight is amazing!

A physicist tries betting on horse races

The physicist could not get any job, so he decided to bet on horse races to make a living. He did intensive experimentation, and used state of the art machine learning algorithms to gain more insight. After filling many notebooks and accumulating a very large amount of data, he exclaims "I have the solution, but it works only in the case of spherical horses of uniform density applying a uniform force in a closed system and a vacuum."

Why do pirates take such a long time learning the alphabet ?

Because they spent years at C!

My 4 year old son has been learning Spanish at school and still doesn't know the word for please…

I think that's poor for four.

A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar.

200 times.

>!But on the 201st iteration it managed to path around it. !<

>!On the 202nd iteration it became the bartender and all the other bartenders were fired. !<

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