The Best 5 Learning Chinese Jokes

Following is our collection of Learning Chinese jokes which are very funny. There are some learning chinese education jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these learning chinese learner puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Learning Chinese Jokes and Puns

My friend proposed to his girlfriend

She is Chinese. So he learned to ask her in Mandarin. When she answered, he stared at her blankly.

He forgot to learn the words "yes" & "no".

A chinese father tells his 7 year old son he's adopted

His son replies: it's ok daddy I learned this in school already! 2 wongs don't make a white.

I've been learning Chinese for a long time...

Since I was ni hou to a grasshopper

If Danny Rand learned Chinese at the monastery...

Does that make him a K'un-Lun Linguist?

What is the Russian army generals worst nightmare?

That Finns learn to reproduce like the Chinese, or that the Chinese learn to reproduce like Finns


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the learning chinese learn jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working learning chinese ching piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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