learning chinese Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious learning chinese puns

I recently learned that the Chinese word for "anus" is 屁眼 which literally means "the butt's eye"

It really makes sense in hind-sight


My friend proposed to his girlfriend

She is Chinese. So he learned to ask her in Mandarin. When she answered, he stared at her blankly.

He forgot to learn the words "yes" & "no".


You are never too old to learn something new

You are never too old to learn something new...



I Love You


Te Amo


Je T'aime


Ich Liebe Dich


Ai Shite Imasu


Ti Amo


Wo Ai Ni


Jag Alskar Dig


As Tave Meliu

Alabama, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Florida, Mississippi , Kentucky, North Carolina, West Virginia, Virginia.

Nice Tits.

Get in the Truck.


Two Jewish guys go to a Kosher Chinese restaurant.

Their Chinese waiter greeted them in Yiddish, took their order in Yiddish, made small talk with them in Yiddish, gave their order in Yiddish, and took their bill in Yiddish.

On their way out, the two guys tell the restaurant owner what a pleasant surprise it was for them be able to talk with the Chinese waiter in Yiddish. The owner responds:

"Shh, don't tell him. He thinks he's learning English."


A chinese father tells his 7 year old son he's adopted

His son replies: it's ok daddy I learned this in school already! 2 wongs don't make a white.


If Danny Rand learned Chinese at the monastery...

Does that make him a K'un-Lun Linguist?


Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

That's not right --------------------------- Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive? ------------- Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP ----------------------------- Kim Hia Nao

Stupid person ------------------------------ Dum Fuk

Small horse ------------------------------- Ti Ni Po Ni

I bumped into a coffee table -------------- Ai Bang Mei Fa Kin Ni

You need a face lift ---------------------- Chin Tu Fat

Turn on the lights --------------------- Wao So Dim

Are you on a diet? --------------------- Wei Yu Mun Ching

Tow away zone --------------------------- No Pah King

Stay in hiding --------------------------- Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his car --------------------- Wa Shin Ka

You have some BO ------------------------ Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great -------------------------------------- Fa King Su Pah


So I decided to learn Chinese...

...today I learned there's no word for "squint"


What is the Russian army generals worst nightmare?

That Finns learn to reproduce like the Chinese, or that the Chinese learn to reproduce like Finns


What are the best Learning Chinese puns ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Learning Chinese? Well, here are the best Learning Chinese dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny pranks and Learning Chinese pick up lines to share with friends.

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