Learning And Development Jokes

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Two pirates

Two pirates have just finished developing a machine with the ability to think and learn.
The first pirate says, "This is amazing! You should come up with a name for this."
The second pirate says, "AI, captain!"

I studied cognitive development for ten years.

Didn't learn a thing...

Learning with Linus.

Hi. My name is Linus Torvalds and today I will be teaching you how to manage threads and resolve conflicts*.
^*In ^Linux ^development ^mailing ^lists.

How to develop a quick witted mind?

Basically i want to learn how to think fast under pressure. And i'm just not talking about work.
Like today i was insulted by two of my classmates, and i just stood there focusing on my emotions, I couldn't come up with anything. Later that day when i came home, i kept on thinking at that insult until i came up with a counter move.
Any tips?

I studied cognitive development at university.

It was a six year course and I learned nothing.

Bad news and worse news [Cancer joke]

A patient walks into the doctors office, and the doctor says "I've got some bad news for you, and some even worse news for you. What do you want to hear first?"
The patient, clearly nervous, asks for the bad news first, and the doctor goes "The scan results came back, and you have an incurable form of cancer, and only have a year left to live."
Terrified of what he just learned, and for what could possibly be worse, he asks the doctor for the worse news, and the doctor says "I'm really sorry, but you have also developed a bad case of alzheimers, and it's only going to get worse."
The patient goes silent, staring into the wall, clearly traumatized. After a couple of minutes he says "Well, at least I don't have cancer! :)"

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