Learner Jokes

7 learner jokes and hilarious learner puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about learner that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A collection of jokes perfect for learners of all kinds - from the learner driver to the slow learner and the English learner. Have a laugh while learning the importance of education and the help of a good instructor. Featuring jokes about driving, grammar mistakes, and more!

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Comedy Learner Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What is a good learner joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Interviewer: What's your biggest strength?

Me: I'm a fast learner.
Interviewer: What's 11 * 11?
Me: 65.
Interviewer: Not even close. It's 121.
Me: It's 121.

I'm currently studying snails and slugs.

It's safe to say I'm a slow learner.

Here's the secert to avoiding click-bait!

Fooled again I see you're not a quick learner.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

I used to think I was smart, a life-long learner.

Turns out I'm just confused all the time.

As an English learner, I have trouble distinguishing two words.

Rapper and r**....

Slow learner

A man goes to work one Monday morning and notices on of his coworkers has two big bandages on both of his ears.
"What happened to your ears?" he asks.
"Well, its a long story." he replies, "You see, my wife and I are planning a trip with my sister in law, and we were expecting a phone call from her on Sunday. I was watching the football game and my wife was ironing some laundry behind me. The phone rang, so I reached back to answer it, but when I put the phone to my ear I realized I had grabbed the iron by mistake!"
"Well that explains one ear, but what happened to the other?"
"Well, wouldn't you know it, she called back."

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