Lear Jokes

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Laugh along with the king in this hilarious collection of jokes inspired by William Shakespeare's classic play 'King Lear'! From entertaining execution jokes to hilarious jabs at Oedipus and aircraft, these one-liners are sure to leave you in stitches.

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Comical Lear Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

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'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.'

'But I never went to college.'
'Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.'

I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury...

I guess you could say they were baroque.

How I learned to miknd my own business:

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were yelling "13...13...13..."
The fence was too high for me to see over but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.
Someone poked me in the eye with a stick and then they all started shouting "14... 14... 14..."!

I want to learn how to do 3 things before I die

1.) Learn how to count

We learned about the orbitals of an atom today...

It was pretty Bohring.
I'll let myself out.

I just learned that you can get drunk from Kangaroo meat!

I'm pretty sure it has something to do with all the hops.

I just learned Robert E Lee had a father.


I just learned that half of Asian-Americans have cataracts.

The other half drive a Rincoln.

I learned a lot of Mandarin in just one semester!

Though I could have sworn the syllabus said "Calculus 2".

If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers.

And you can keep me as a reference.

Learning to ride a bike is like losing your virginity...

No matter how many years go by, you never forget the feeling of your dads hands on your shoulders as he pushes.

I learned 10 jokes about clickbait today. But I won't tell them.

You wouldn't belive number 7 anyway.

I learned about the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon last week and now it seems like everyone's talking about it.

Just learned the Finnish have a word "Kalsarikännit" which means getting drunk alone at home in underwear.

Signing immigration forms now.

I'm learning about imaginary numbers...

I can finally plot my s**... life.

I would like to learn more about frequencies

But whenever I try to measure it, it only Hertz

I definitely learned my lesson about speeding today and it will never happen again.

I didn't get pulled over or anything, I just showed up to work 20 minutes early.

I'm learning how to play the neurotic guitar.

It's a lot like an acoustic guitar but it's a little more high strung.

What I learned from small crosses placed along the roadside with flowers.

Christians are horrible drivers.

I learned a few things today.

1. I'm gonna be a dad!
2. I'm gonna be an uncle!
3. My sisters not on the pill.

I learned sign language

It's very handy!

I just learned about the pharaoh who did not f**... very often

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Lear One Liners

Which lear one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lear? I can suggest the ones about aircraft and airplane.

  1. Why did King Lear die? His defense was lowered

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