The Best 76 Lear Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lear jokes. There are some lear monarch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lear airplane puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lear Jokes and Puns

'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.'

'But I never went to college.'
'Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.'

I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury...

I guess you could say they were baroque.

How I learned to miknd my own business:

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were yelling "13...13...13..."

The fence was too high for me to see over but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.

Someone poked me in the eye with a stick and then they all started shouting "14... 14... 14..."!

Lear joke, How I learned to miknd my own business:

I want to learn how to do 3 things before I die

1.) Learn how to count

We learned about the orbitals of an atom today...

It was pretty Bohring.
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I'll let myself out.


I just learned that you can get drunk from Kangaroo meat!

I'm pretty sure it has something to do with all the hops.

I just learned Robert E Lee had a father.

Apparently.

Lear joke, I just learned Robert E Lee had a father.

I just learned that half of Asian-Americans have cataracts.

The other half drive a Rincoln.

I learned a lot of Mandarin in just one semester!

Though I could have sworn the syllabus said "Calculus 2".

If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers.

And you can keep me as a reference.

Learning to ride a bike is like losing your virginity...

No matter how many years go by, you never forget the feeling of your dads hands on your shoulders as he pushes.

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I learned 10 jokes about clickbait today. But I won't tell them.

You wouldn't belive number 7 anyway.

I learned about the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon last week and now it seems like everyone's talking about it.

Just learned the Finnish have a word "KalsarikΓ€nnit" which means getting drunk alone at home in underwear.

Signing immigration forms now.

I'm learning about imaginary numbers...

I can finally plot my sex life.

I would like to learn more about frequencies

But whenever I try to measure it, it only Hertz

Lear joke, I would like to learn more about frequencies

I definitely learned my lesson about speeding today and it will never happen again.

I didn't get pulled over or anything, I just showed up to work 20 minutes early.

I'm learning how to play the neurotic guitar.

It's a lot like an acoustic guitar but it's a little more high strung.

What I learned from small crosses placed along the roadside with flowers.

Christians are horrible drivers.


Once you learn about confirmation bias...

...you start seeing it everywhere!

I learned a few things today.

1. I'm gonna be a dad!
2. I'm gonna be an uncle!
3. My sisters not on the pill.

I learned sign language

It's very handy!

I just learned about the pharaoh who did not fart very often

Toot Uncommon

So I just learned how to read Braille...

I just had to get a feel for it

I am learning so much from my children.

As every great man learns from his mistakes.

I've learned two things in this life

The first, is to never share everything you know

Learning to pick locks

really opened a lot of doors for me

I always learn from mistakes of others.....

Who take my advice

I just learnt that boxing is about two guys fighting the urge to come out as gay...

I mean. Two shirtless men fighting over a belt and a purse.
And they have to have another guy near them at all times who's entire job is to stop them from hugging.

We're not going to learn about puberty.

Period.

I didn't learn a thing in university

I elected to get a major in psychology and minor in reverse-psychology.

Learn how to avoid clickbait!!!

Don't do what you just did!

I learned Braille to read ghost stories,

It's going to be scary, I can feel it.

Do you want to learn about music from the early 2000's?

I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

I just learned Cardi B has a cousin who's really into fitness.

She's called Cardi O

I learned that my sister was into Beastieality

Well I'll be a monkeys uncle.

If you want to learn about the religious influence of Shrek, open your bible to Psalm

body once told me...

I just learned I'm a sociopath.

I just don't know how to feel.

They say you should learn from mistakes

So then why did my parents have another kid after me?

Ever since learning the meaning of the word exponentially my use of the word exponentially has increased

loads

If I've learned one thing in my travels, it's that men come in all shapes and sizes.

But enough about my exotic fleshlight collection.

When learning how to fly

its important to maintain a positive altitude.

How I learned to mind my own business???

One day I was walking near a mental institution. Everyone in the courtyard was yelling: 13 13 13 !!!
The fence was to high to see anything, but I found a hole so I got close to peak through it.. A crazy guy poked me in the eye and everyone started yelling: 14 14 14!!!

I learned from experience that the thing girls want most from life is security.

Anytime I approach one of them, they usually yell, Security!

Who was the most learned person in the Bible?

Abraham. He knew a Lot.

Best way to learn about your problems is

Identify 1 mistake in your wife and ask her to correct it.
In response she will help you identify ALL of your problems, your parents problems, all of your relatives and your friends problems.

Learn the use of comma, save a wedding.

Do your best man.

Do your best, man.

I'm learning how to make clown shoes...

It's no small feat.

The only way to learn...

When I was a young kid my dad taught me how to swim by throwing me in the deep end of a pool. Swimming to the ladder was easy, but getting out of the sack was the hard part.

Learned today what causes high tides.

Sea weed.

I just learned how to lock pick

Its opened so many doors for me

Want to learn how to climb a flight of stairs?

Just follow these ten simple steps!

How i learned to mind my own business

One day I was walking on the sidewalk next to a mental hospital and heard 13...13...13...
So I decided to peek through a hole in the wall and immediately got poked In the eye and heard 14...14...14...

I just learned today is International Joke Day.

But do we really need a whole day dedicated to Trump?

I just learned about the nonstop construction on Big Ben right now

They really are working around the clock

After learning physics I finally got it

You know how when things heat up, they expand?

That means I'm not fat, I'm hot.

I learned to swim when I was very young when my dad threw me into the river

I thought i'd never get out of the bag

If you want to learn how to draw superheroes start with Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy

He's just a fancy stick figure

I just learned that 'amused' and 'bemused' don't mean the same thing.

At first I laughed, but now I don't know what to think!

I'm trying to learn English. They told me "I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, but I'm still confused.

Can anybody please tell me why the widow got mad at me at the funeral?

I learned that the vasectomy was invented by the Ancient Greek physician Euclipides.

Euclipides nuts.

I learned a lot from my divorce.

Do you know they won't sell you a gun if you're crying?

Learnt an interesting fact today..... If you spell "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba" which actually means.........

........... Absolutely Nothing!!

Now that we've learned all this year's terrible lessons...

... I can't wait until 2020 is hindsight.

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

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We were learning trigonometry in math

I asked the teacher for help

He told me, "You must be soh cahnfused right now."

My friend next to me told him, "That was a toapnotch joke, sir."

Something that I learned from reddit...!

Post anything on this day.

I've been learning lockpicking for a year now.

And Honestly it has opened a lot of doors for me.

So I learned some interesting things today

I get a kick out of words and word histories, so reading up I learned the word "CENTURION" came from the old Latin word for one hundred, because they were an officer in charge of one hundred soldiers. I also learned that the term "DECIMATE" comes from a collective punishment centurions would mete out, where one out of every ten men would be executed. It seemed like there was definitely some kind of joke or word play I could make out of that, but I couldn't find any.

There was no pun in ten dead.

Well, at least we learned one thing about Trump from his speech this morning...

He can, in fact, read.

I learned today that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands. Same thing with the Virgin Islands...

...no canaries there either.

I learned not to be mad at lazy people.

Because they didn't do anything.

If you want to learn constellations, you should learn how to identify Ursa Minor...

- at a bear minimum

Learning to read Braille with my index finger hasn't been easy so far

In fact, it's been a pretty bumpy ride

We learned about oxymorons.

It was very fun, there were many examples.


freezer burn, original copy, exact estimate, truthful politician, caring insurance, Microsoft Works, and more!

I've been learning to use a new web browser lately, but my teacher is being really harsh to me.

He's my Tor-mentor.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lear mantra jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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