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17 leap year jokes and hilarious leap year puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leap year that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Leap Year Short Jokes

Short leap year jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The leap year humour may include short leap jokes also.

  1. We should add a leap second to December 31st 2020 Just to make people watching the live clock think for a split second that the year will never end
  2. I told my daughter to be sensible before her eighteenth birthday party. She said, "You are only eighteen once!"
    I said, "No...you're eighteen 365 times, unless it's a leap year."
  3. 2020 is a unique leap year... It has 29 days in February.
    300 days in March.
    And 5 years in April.
  4. I'm looking for a girl who loves Leap Day Cuz that means she appreciates things which only come once every four years
  5. Science is progressing in leaps and bounds. In 20 years... ...we'll definitely have better smartphones.
  6. I've only met a few people with birthdays on leap year day. They were all mature for their age.

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Leap Year One Liners

Which leap year one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with leap year? I can suggest the ones about leap seconds and new year.

  1. With next year having a leap day... which day will my Office 365 not work?
  2. During what year do most suicides occur? Leap Year
  3. If a leap year has 366 days, what do you call a year with 365 days? A light year
  4. 2020 is a leap year and it leaped right into some b**...

Hilarious Leap Year Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about leap year you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean news years jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leap year pranks.

RIP Neil Armstrong

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks, including the usual COM traffic between him, the other astronauts, and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, [they found] there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26- year-old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors' bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "o**... s**...? o**... s**... you want? You'll get o**... s**... when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

Disturbing Pattern of Suicides

When some scientists plotted the number of suicides per year, they discovered a curious pattern. Every four years, there would be a spike in the number.
This baffled them, until the old janitor said: "Perhaps it was not a good idea to call them leap years."

A Spaniard, an American, and a Japanese man are approached by a billionaire.

A Spaniard, an American, and a Japanese man are approached by a billionaire. The billionaire asks them to participate in a year-long experiment wherein they will be taken to a deserted island to survive.
He assigns them each tasks according to their heritage:
The Spaniard will be in charge of food.
The American will be in charge of shelter.
And the Japanese man will be in charge of supplies.
A year passes on the island and the billionaire returns to find only the Spaniard and American left.
"What happened?! Where is the Japanese man?" he asks.
"We're not sure! As soon as we got here he took off into the forest and we haven't seen him since."
Worried for the Japanese man, they decide to search the island.
After a few minutes of walking, all of the sudden, the Japanese man leaps out from the bushes and yells, "**SUPPLIES!**"