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When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks, including the usual COM traffic between him, the other astronauts, and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, [they found] there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26- year-old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors' bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex? Oral sex you want? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"
He takes a great leap forward.
A girl was about to jump off a cliff to end her life. Just as she was about to leap to her death, a homeless man approached from behind and shouted to ask her a question,
"Excuse me miss! Before you jump would you like to have sex with me?"
The woman replied angrily, "No I most certainly would not! How dare you try and take advantage of me in a situation like this!"
The homeless responded, "Very well then, I'll just wait for you to get to the bottom."
Because millions died of Maonurishment
Because it was making a Great Leap Forward.
A Leap Frog
...and before he jumped he said, "I'm doing this for Jesus Christ!"
I think he took a leap of faith.
He didn't get a good knight's leap.
Wakka wakka!
which day will my Office 365 not work?
When some scientists plotted the number of suicides per year, they discovered a curious pattern. Every four years, there would be a spike in the number.
This baffled them, until the old janitor said: "Perhaps it was not a good idea to call them leap years."
His professor calls out to him, "Stop! You have so much potential!"
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IHOP
Shuriken.
..partly because of the strength of its hind legs, but also because houses have difficulty jumping at all.
Surprise MFs. I have a leap second added to me.
The Australians are interrogating a captured Turkish soldier, when finally poor Mehmet has a question for them.
"Why do you call God such awful names? Why do you curse Him when your soldiers go into battle?"
The Aussies were surprised. "What do you mean?"
"Well, when we Turks leap out of our trenches and charge your lines, we cry 'Allah! Allah!' But when you charge us, you shout 'Bloody BASTAAARRRDD!!!'"
To bee or not to bee.
A light year
Because they skipped 9.
He runs up to him and says, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Relieved, the man climbs off the edge and follows the physicist down to the street. The physicist then looks at him again and says: "ah... Never mind".
Cuz that means she appreciates things which only come once every four years
This is due to the extremely powerful hind legs of the frog, and the fact that houses cannot leap.
one giant leap for midgets.
is a leap frog...
I replied "I'm not sure, but I've seen it leap over a laptop"
Leap Year
His 40 yard dash was only 4:30 but his vertical leap was 16 stories.
They were all mature for their age.
She said, "You are only eighteen once!"
I said, "No...you're eighteen 365 times, unless it's a leap year."
It has 29 days in February.
300 days in March.
And 5 years in April.
and it leaped right into some bullshit
What he really said was..." there's no way a cow can jump over this!"
Because 3k is racist.
Well it's true and here's why.
When I was a child I had a pet a spider. It was great I even trained him to jump. 'Jump' I'd shout and with a boing he'd leap into the air.
Well my brother saw this and in a jealous rage he pulled the spiders legs off!
I was heartbroken. 'Jump' I'd shout and the spider would just sit there. Not only had he lost his legs, he'd gone deaf too.
Just to make people watching the live clock think for a split second that the year will never end
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