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Lean Beef Jokes

43 lean beef jokes and hilarious lean beef puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lean beef that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lean Beef Short Jokes

Short lean beef jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lean beef humour may include short ground beef jokes also.

  1. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef.
    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground beef.
    What do you call a cow with two legs?
    Yo momma.
  2. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef!
    A cow with no legs?
    Ground beef!
    A cow with 2 legs?
    YO MAMA
  3. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
    What do you call a cow with one leg?
    Steak.
    What do you call a cow with two legs?
    Your mom.
  4. what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef. how about a cow with three legs? lean beef. but what do you call a cow with 2 legs? your mom.
  5. A cow with no legs is ground beef. A cow with 3 legs is lean beef. But what do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your Mom
  6. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef…
    What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
    Lean Beef…
    What do you call a cow with 1 leg?
    Steak…
    What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
    Your Mom
  7. Cow Joke * What do you call a cow with no legs - Ground Beef
    * What do you call a cow with three legs - Lean Beef
    * What do you call a cow with two legs - your mother
  8. What's a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
    What's a cow with 3 legs?
    Lean beef.
    Now, what's a cow with 2 legs?
    >!Your Mom!<
  9. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
    What do you call a cow with three legs?
    Lean beef.
    What do you call a cow with two legs?
    Your mum.
  10. Labelling cows What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
    What about one with 3 legs? That's lean beef.
    What about one with 2 legs? That's just you.

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Lean Beef One Liners

Which lean beef one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lean beef? I can suggest the ones about ground beef cow and roast beef.

  1. what do you call a cow with two legs? lean beef.
  2. What do you call a cow with its front legs missing Lean beef
  3. What do you call a cow with only legs on one side? Lean Beef.
  4. What do you call a cow with no right legs? Lean beef.
  5. What would you call it if lil pump was a cow? Lean beef
  6. What do you call a cow with 2 legs shorter than the others? Lean-Beef

Lean Beef Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about lean beef you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean beef jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lean beef pranks.

A 1-2-3 punch of cow jokes

**What do you call a cow with 2 legs?**
*Lean beef.*
**What do you call a cow with no legs?**
*Ground beef.*
**What do you call a m**... cow?**
*Beef strokinoff.*

What do you call a cow...?

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg? Lean Beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What do you call a cow that's m**...? Beef Strokin-Off

Bunch of jokes I found from a video, thought they would be good for some ice breakers.

What phone carriers do nuns use? v**... mobile
Why is their bill so high? Because they're roman ( roamin ) catholic
What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef
no legs? ground beef
2 legs? YOUR MOM!

My second favorite joke that came to me in a dream.

Woke up thinking I had told this one to all of my friends and they thought it was truly dumb. I told it to them IRL anyway:
Everybody else went back to the hostel, so I ended up walking around Switzerland by myself at one in the morning. I'm passing this bar when I hear people cheering. I could use a drink so I pop in, and I find all of the chairs pushed aside, and there's a guy in the middle of the floor juggling big slabs of beef. Right? So I grab a beer and sit down to watch, and it's actually, just, mesmerizing. The meat is raw, so it's sort of rippling through the air, fascinating to watch. I heard the guy next to me speak English, so I lean over and I ask him if this is primarily a Swiss sport or what. He says, "Yeah, it's hard to get people interested in sirloin juggling. You're not likely to make any money or even make a name for yourself, and yet the steaks are so high."

You must be single.

A woman was walking to the checkout at the supermarket when she passed a drunk man leaning against a newspaper rack. Obviously being someone she didn't want to engage in conversation, she walks past him and starts unloading the contents of her cart onto the conveyor belt.
1 head of lettuce
A bag of flour
4 oranges
A loaf of bread
A pack of toilet paper
A flat of water
And two pounds of ground beef.
The woman is about to check out when she notices the drunk man has been watching her the entire time, he yells out with such conviction:
"You must be single!"
The woman was indeed single and knew she shouldn't engage this drunk man, but she looked at what she had bought and nothing jumped out at her that should broadcast her relationship status. She responds:
"You're right! I am single. But how on earth could you tell?"
Slurring his words, the man replies:
"Cuz' yer ugly."

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

(my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day)
Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
A: Lean Beef
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef
Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
A: Your mom

Animals missing legs.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It Doesn't matter, it is not going to come anyways.
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you call a cat with no legs?
General Tso's chicken
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with no front legs?
Lean beef

Jokes told by my tour guide while rafting.

* Why doesn't anyone tell knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings.
* What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
* What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
* What do you call a cow with 1 leg?
A steak.

Cow Jokes

**What do you call a cow with no legs?**
Ground beef.
**What do you call a cow with only one leg?**
Steak.
**What do you call a cow with no front legs?**
Lean beef.
**What do you call a cow with only three legs?**
Tri-tip.

Cow jokes

What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake
What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
What do you call a cow with 3 legs? lean beef

Cow tipping.

If you succeed in tipping a cow only part way, such that only one of its feet is till on the ground, you have created lean beef. Such a feat is well done. Naturally, being outside, the cow is unstable. When it falls over, it becomes ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

Lean beef (Nor sure if this is a repost, but it's hilarious)

Hilarious cow jokes

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
- tri-tip
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
- lean beef
What do you call a cow with 1 leg?
- steak
What do you call a cow with no legs?
- ground beef
What do you call a cow who works out?
- shredded beef
What do you call a m**... cow?
- beef stroganoff
Why does the milk stool only have three legs?
- because the cow has the udder

What do you call a cow with....?

What do you call a cow with 2 right legs? Lean Beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs and an attitude? Your wife.

Jokes from my Nana: what do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.
What do you call a cow with four legs? A cow.
Thanks Nana.

cows

what do you call a cow with no legs....ground beef
what do you call a cow with 2 legs...lean beef
what do you call a cow with a tick...beef jerky

What do you call a cow...

...w/ no legs? Ground beef.
...w/ 1 leg? Stake.
...w/ 2 legs? Lean beef.
...w/ 3 legs? Tri-tip.
...w/ 4 legs? A cow, you d**....
...w/ 4 legs in the air? High stakes.
...w/ 5 legs? Chernobull.
...w/ no hind legs? An udder drag.
...w/ a twitch? Beef jerky.
I could keep going but I've milked this joke dry

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with long legs?
High steaks.
What do you call a cow in an elevator?
Raising the steaks.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Stake
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Your mom!

What do you call a cow...

...with 2 legs?
Lean Beef.
...with no legs?
Ground beef.
...with no legs burried halfway in the dirt?
Steak.

What do you call a cow with three legs?

What do you call a cow with **three** legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with **no** legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with **two** legs? Your mom.