The Best 11 Leaky Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Leaky jokes. There are some leaky leak jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these leaky fda puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Leaky Jokes and Puns

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead.

You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

What do you call a hockey player in a leaky barn?

Grain Wetzsky

Leaky joke, What do you call a hockey player in a leaky barn?

A prestigious neurosurgeon calls a plumber to tend to his leaky faucet.

The problem requires an easy fix and the entire job takes less than two minutes. Before leaving, the plumber says, That will be $200.
The surgeon was astonished. He says, I will be candid with you. I am a neurosurgeon and even I don't charge $100 a minute.
The plumber says, Yeah, I know. Before I switched to plumbing, I was a neurosurgeon too."

My neighbor asked me (IT Support) how to fix his leaky faucet. Not being a plumber I offered the only advise I have:

"Have you tried turning it on and back off again?"


A thief stole a leaky tin of paint and is well hidden in the mall...

The police found him by following the blueprints.

What is witches slang for a creampie?

The leaky cauldron

Leaky joke, What is witches slang for a creampie?

how do you fix a leaky faucet?

....don't pay your water bill.

What did the brain say to the leaky bladder?

"Now, urine big trouble!"

What do you call someone with urinary incontinence?

The Leaky Cauldron

I found a leaky bottle of ointment for a discount, so I picked it up...

Now I'm a savvy shopper!

You can explore leaky esteem reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean leaky overflow dad jokes. There are also leaky puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the leaky rupture jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working leaky lather piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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