Leaky Jokes

10 leaky jokes and hilarious leaky puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leaky that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article explores the humour of using leaky repairs and funny puns to lighten up a situation. Learn about common examples of these jokes, including leaky roofs, leaky defences and leaky pipes, as well as more niche jokes, such as leaky faucets and leeks! Have a laugh as you explore the funny side of maintenance and repairs!

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What is a good leaky joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead.
You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

What do you call a hockey player in a leaky barn?

Grain Wetzsky

A prestigious neurosurgeon calls a plumber to tend to his leaky faucet.

The problem requires an easy fix and the entire job takes less than two minutes. Before leaving, the plumber says, That will be $200.
The surgeon was astonished. He says, I will be candid with you. I am a neurosurgeon and even I don't charge $100 a minute.
The plumber says, Yeah, I know. Before I switched to plumbing, I was a neurosurgeon too."

Did you hear about the dog who owned a leaky three-masted sailing ship?

His barque was worse than his bite.

My neighbor asked me (IT Support) how to fix his leaky faucet. Not being a plumber I offered the only advise I have:

"Have you tried turning it on and back off again?"

A thief stole a leaky tin of paint and is well hidden in the mall...

The police found him by following the blueprints.

What is witches slang for a c**...?

The leaky cauldron

how do you fix a leaky faucet?

....don't pay your water bill.

What did the brain say to the leaky bladder?

"Now, u**... big trouble!"

Leaky joke, What did the brain say to the leaky bladder?

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