Leaky Faucet Jokes

5 leaky faucet jokes and hilarious leaky faucet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leaky faucet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Leaky Faucet Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good leaky faucet joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

A prestigious neurosurgeon calls a plumber to tend to his leaky faucet.

The problem requires an easy fix and the entire job takes less than two minutes. Before leaving, the plumber says, That will be $200.
The surgeon was astonished. He says, I will be candid with you. I am a neurosurgeon and even I don't charge $100 a minute.
The plumber says, Yeah, I know. Before I switched to plumbing, I was a neurosurgeon too."

My neighbor asked me (IT Support) how to fix his leaky faucet. Not being a plumber I offered the only advise I have:

"Have you tried turning it on and back off again?"

how do you fix a leaky faucet?

....don't pay your water bill.

The Leaky Faucet

Why was the leaky faucet so bad at soccer?
It dribbled too much.

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