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Leaking Toilet Jokes

5 leaking toilet jokes and hilarious leaking toilet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leaking toilet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Leaking Toilet Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good leaking toilet joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

The woman in the store

A woman walks into a store. Billy the clerk and the manager are talking away, and the woman asks the clerk where some stuff is.
Woman: "Excuse me sir, do you know where the Kleenex, toilet paper, ear cleaners, napkins, and tampons are?
The manager replies with, "Dear Lord Billy, help her! She's leaking from every hole!"

I can usually hit the toilet when I take a leak standing up...

But when I've been drinking, it's sit or miss.

The Pentagon has decided to remove all toilets from its facilities...

In doing so, they hope to reduce the number of leaks.

What did the German do when his toilet backed up?

Leaked in stein

A cowboy is sitting in a saloon...

when he looks out the window and notices his horse has been stolen. He turns around and shouts out to the rest of bar, "Alright, looks like one of you mangey dogs done stole my horse. Now, I'm going to go take a leak. And when I get back, my horse better be back outside... or else I'm going to have to do what I did back in El Paso... and I don't want to have to do what I did back in El Paso.
So he gets up, heads off to the toilet and when he returned, sure enough, his horse was t**... outside right where he had left it. As he was saddling up some of the people from inside the bar came out, "Hey, stranger. What was it you did in El Paso that you didn't want to do again?"
"I walked home."

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