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- That CIA surveillance leak sure is scary I hope my Roomba doesn't start gathering dirt on me
- I went into the kitchen this morning and noticed the trash was leaking Or crying as she calls it.
- As a plumber's assistant, I'm always being ordered around... "Stop that dripping, plug that leak, for God's sake... turn off the water works!" It's not my fault, I'm just an emotional guy.
- So I checked into a low class hotel I called the frontdesk and told him "I got a leak in my sink," he said "go ahead."
- H. Clinton and D. Trump are in a boat, the boat springs a leak, who is saved? The United States of America
- A man sees a blonde girl staring intently at a ice cube in her hand The man asks the girl why she's staring at the ice cube and she responds, "I'm trying to figure out where it's leaking from."
- I once worked in a helium factory It wasn't a very nice job, because of the leaks, but the owner was very sympathetic and we all spoke highly of her.
- Facebook will reveal what information about you was leaked in recent years. Just log in and fill out this quiz on our new app.
- My company put me up in the cheapest hotel... I called down to the front desk and said "I've got a leak in my sink."
They said "Go ahead." - It's strange that we don't hear more concern from the flat earthers about Antarctica melting You'd think they would be worried about the ice wall springing a leak and draining the ocean.
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- Leaked NASA documents show the Moon landing was done in a Studio. On the moon.
- Donald Trump's menu from Walter Reed has been leaked He's eating just desserts
- What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak? Cuatro sinko
- Why did the boat know it had a leak? That sinking feeling...
- What is Hillary Clinton's least favorite vegetable? Leaks
- What is a pirates least favorite vegetable Leaks
- I saw leaked footage of Finding Dory yesterday Bruce the shark is now called Caitlyn.
- My car leaks so much oil that the U.S Army just invaded my driveway.
- Finally they named the book about the Titan Submarine.
20,000 Leaks Under the Sea - Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak? Because their entire species is extinct.
- Best Buy's Martin Luther King Day sale leaked 50% off all black speakers
- The pipes that my plumber installed are leaking... Clearly, he didn't give a flux.
- What keeps the ocean from leaking out ? The seals.
- Murphy–Snowden Law of Fluid Dynamics Everything leaks out eventually.
- The title for Fast and Furious 10 was just leaked Fast 10: your seatbelts
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What funny jokes about leaked you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean exposed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make leaked pranks.
Tip: when making a s**... tape, play Disney music in the background.
That way, if it ever gets leaked online, Disney attorneys will have them all taken down.
Two guys were drinking and having a conversation in a bar
During the conversation o**... says to the other
"I blew a t**... over the weekend. It leaked everywhere and it cost me a small fortune".
Upon hearing this, his friend says. "When did they say you can pick up your car?".
Confused, the first guy said "Car? What car?"
The synopsis for Toy Story 4 has leaked.
This time it focuses on Andy's mother's toys, also named Buzz and w**....
I needed to do the laundry, but then I realized I was out of detergent,
so I went to write a shopping list and realized how unorganized the junk drawer was, and started checking pens for ink. When I went to toss all the junk, I saw that the trash was full but before I took it out I wanted to get rid of old food in the fridge. That's when I realized a juice jug had leaked so I needed to clean it up but when I went to grab a rag, I saw that the pantry closet was a nightmare so I started organizing it.
And that's how I ended up on the floor looking at my old photo albums from 1990s and not doing laundry.
Newly leaked documents from the Whitehouse show the results of Donald Trumps IQ test.
It came back negative.
Did you hear my new joke about pee?
'No'
'Thank God no one leaked it
Melania Trumps RNC speech just leaked on live TV
It was read aloud by Michelle Obama.
What does a former CIA agent who leaked classified information and the city of Boston have in common?
They're both snowed in.
*Spoiler* US Presidential Election Result Leaked
The dodgy, incompetent, unfit, slightly psychotic, rich, possibly criminal one who should 't even be in the race, wins.
About the issue of celebrities getting their n**... leaked...
On one hand, I fell really bad for them as that's their reputation on the line and possibly their career.
On the other hand however, well, that hand was busy.
I was filling up my car and fuel leaked onto the ground in the shape of "HA."
Guess someone knew I needed some laughing gas.
Apparently some n**... photos of Donald Trump have been leaked by a Whitehouse staff member...
...he claims it's all just fake n**....
The name of the famous magician that got too handsy with his assistants has been leaked.
David Cop-a-feel.
Why I am leaving this sub
Water leaked into it and I need to get out before it sinks
Did you hear they found the body of the guy that leaked the Jennifer Lawrence n**...?
They say he's the first person ever to be hi-fived to death.
A little boy peed himself in his sleep and wanted to keep it a secret
Later in a conversation, he accidentally leaked to someone.
It's leaked that Caitlyn Jenner is winning the "woman of the year" award.
Oh so now they're implying that men are better at being women than women are.
Well i heard that Jennifer Lawrence's n**... had been leaked..
On one hand i do feel that it was wrong. But on the other..well the other hand's busy..
Did you hear the news about the faucet?
It leaked.
Ronald's wife wets the bed every day since their first wedding anniversary.
This information has been leaked.
It's been 5 days since news broke about Amazon CEO's illicit photos being leaked and I've still yet to see them.
Thankfully I dropped my prime membership last week.
Why was the former CIA agent who leaked classified documents not able to leave Russia during the blizzard?
Because he was Snowden.
