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I called the frontdesk and told him "I got a leak in my sink," he said "go ahead."
Wait, WHOAH, that didn't sound right. Talk about a double entendre.
What I meant to say was this morning I *peed* in my shower...
She's enjoying taking in the sights and immersing herself in the culture. But one day, while hiking through a wooded area, she comes across an elderly German man taking a leak on the side of the path. He's hardly subtle about it; letting his sausage hang out for the world to see. Immediately the woman averts her eyes! "Oh, gross!" she exclaims. The Old German man, just finishing up, winks suggestively at the woman before zipping up his fly and walking away. "Danke schön"
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink,"
and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
That sinking feeling...
But my masturbation video hasn't even landed me a job interview.
They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.
A Pedro leak.
... and wide-eyed, asks "What is that?" His flustered father answers "Well, son, that's my nerve." Later that day the boy is playing in his neighbor's yard and takes a leak in her bushes. She spots the boy in the act and hollers "You've got a lot of nerve!" The boy replies, "If you think that's a lot, you should see my dad..."
Two wires were on an ocean cruise when the ship sprung a leak and sank. The solid core wire managed to climb into a lifeboat and head to safety.
The other was stranded.
Cuatro sinko
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Because their entire species is extinct.
Man, it's cold.
Yeah, deep too!
While walking through town one night, she sees a drunk guy openly taking a leak up against a wall.
Disgusted, she loudly proclaims, "Gross!"
The man turns with a proud smile on his face and says, "Danke!"
It had all sort of problems gas leak, worn tires but mostly it was cheap so that he could use the rest of his money to put a hit on me.
Oh so now they're implying that men are better at being women than women are.
Bruce the shark is now called Caitlyn.
I called down to the front desk and said "I've got a leak in my sink."
They said "Go ahead."
He said "That's OK, just rinse it out when you're done."
FBI is still looking for the leak.
Leak (leek) soup!
The iron-y of the situation was very apparent.
So the men can plug the leak, sail away, and start better lives.
But he's wrong; I can stop any time i want.
it was actually brought down by Russian hackers
..I remember how I felt so sad and sorry for them that I reached for the tissues.
I hope my Roomba doesn't start gathering dirt on me
The guy answers, "Go ahead, the customer's always right..."
- H. Youngman
Apparently it's just about a bad plumber.
... and order a drink. The bartender pours one beer and says, "Here you go, Mr Trump."
Punch line ensues.
Most people say it's the tv because it's the only one that doesn't belong in the kitchen but they are sexist. It's the tv because it's the only one that doesn't leak when it's fudked.
— Yeah! I answer, it's big, eh?
— No! It's dirty!
It's Trump himself.
Just tell him how great he is and ask for details of the awesome things he's done, he'll tell you every time.
They had been working on it for 10 years but they only recently figured out how to make it leak oil
My son and I were hiking one day when a bison charged towards him as he was taking a leak. I shouted Bison but it was already too late and he died. My wife tried to console me and said Atleast you were able to say goodbye .
And he'll do a press conference where he will announce: FAKE NUUUUDES
Upon arrival, he said: "Huh, this smells like chlorofor".
He was probably taking a leak, or maybe he was Putin.
But when I've been drinking, it's sit or miss.
Cause I'm snowed in.
Quick little blurb I wrote in class:
To pee, or not to pee, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the bladder to suffer the slings and arrows of painful retention.
Or to take arm against a see of urine and by opposing relive it.
To go-to pee,
No more; and by a leak we say to end the headache and the thousand visceral shocks that urine is heir to: 'tis a consummation devoutly to be piss'd.
The D
And snowmen won't leak the topsecret documents.
When his boat started to leak. He kept on rowing further down the river, whilst more and more water started to pour in. The man ignored the problem and just continued to sail down the river. Eventually his boat was nearly fully submerged and it quickly started to sink. The man refused to come to terms with his situation and just kept trying to row down the river.
He was in de Nile
I think that there's a leak
...At first I was skeptical but I gave it a try and I must say, I was quite disappointed because it was everything but plugs.
because we both leak after a period of time.
You'd think they would be worried about the ice wall springing a leak and draining the ocean.
He was working on the local brewery and fell inside the beer tank, drowning. It is believed he didn't suffer as footage shows him leaving the tank twice to take a leak.
We had a real row v. wade debate that day.
notch my cup of tea.
I'd to rush to restroom one day. I was taking a leak and my manager walks by and asks "how is it going"? I looked down and turned to him and said "yellow and fast"
It's not my fault, I'm just an emotional guy.
Hide and Leak
If you don't leak.
They decided to stop for a leak off the side of a bridge. As they're doing their business, one biker says "jeez, the water's cold". The other one says "jeez, the bottoms rough...".
Had to pay for a tampon to stop it up
Better be the last time I see one of those bastards on my rommate's toothbrush
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