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3 leah jokes and hilarious leah puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about leah that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Leah Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good leah joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

How Does Leah Like Her Bathwater?

Luke-warm
My 9yo came up with this, don't ban me please lol

My three daughters will be named Jenna, Tay and Leah

So that they never forget where they came from.

A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

There lived a Jedi known as Luke Skywalker. Luke was a mighty warrior, and quite the ladies man. His use of his 'lightsaber' attracted the eye of the beautiful Princess Leah. Luke wooed the Princess, and they fell in love. All was great in the world, until Han Solo, the ex lover of Princess Leah, filled Luke in on a little secret. Princess Leah is Luke's sister! Luke was obviously distraught! Freaking out, he went to find his master, Obi Wan Kenobi. Luke said to him, "Master Obi Wan! My beautiful wife is my sister! What do I do?!"
Master Kenobi, keeping his cool, looked his apprentice in the eye and said, "Luke, use divorce."

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