League Player Jokes
20 league player jokes and hilarious league player puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about league player that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest League Player Short Jokes
Short league player jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The league player humour may include short football player jokes also.
- Fact: It is against league rules for an NFL player to own a pet duck. It's considered a personal fowl.
- Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends? About 1400 dollars
- What do you call an Alistar player in League of Legends who doesn't lock in in Dynamic Queue? Locktose Intolerant
- Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth? Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
- Got a job offer to measure the players of a major league vs. prison team football game. I really had to weigh the pros and cons.
- You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."
Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle." - A League of Legends players says to a Chinese man I have eaten more salt than you have eaten rice.
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League Player One Liners
Which league player one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with league player? I can suggest the ones about soccer player and player.
- I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek league. Good players are hard to find.
- How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player? Ask them if they play league.
- Why can't League of Legends players donate blood? They have too much salt.
- I am a muslim and i beat my wife daily In Rocket League. She is a terrible player.
- What did one league of legends player say to the other one? May the salt be with you
- What do you call a gym that League of Legends players go to? Summoner's Lift.
League Player Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about league player you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean footballer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make league player pranks.
Football and accountancy in one joke
A Sunday League football team is desperate for players. So desperate in fact that one Sunday they are forced to play a chicken. Rather surprisingly the chicken has a brilliant first half. One minute it's clearing off its own line, the next threading the perfect through ball, the next putting in a perfect cross.
At half time all its team-mates are very pleased and everyone runs back onto the pitch for the second half.
On the way the ref starts chatting with the chicken.
"Great first half mate, you must be really fit".
"Thanks", replied the chicken, "I try to keep myself fit but its difficult finding the time so I try to do an hour in the gym each morning before work".
"What do you do then?" asked the ref.
"I'm a chartered accountant" replies the chicken.
At this point the ref immediately brandishes the red card and sends the chicken off. The bemused team-mates gather round the ref and start complaining.
"Sorry lads", says the ref, "I had no choice - *Professional fowl*".